Help Me Rabbi, One More Time 

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Don MacLean 

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Loose Yourself 
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Free Falling 
Tom Petty 

Slim Shady
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Oh, Rabbi, Rabbi
How was i supposed to know
That Burger King wasn't kosher
Oh, Rabbi, Rabbi
I shouldn't have eaten it
and now I've got to bench, yea?

Show me how to do teshuvah
Help me Rabbi
Cuz i need to know now
just because - 

CHORUS:
my goyishness is killing me
I must confess i still crave beef
when I'm not kadosh, I lose my mind
give me a mussar-linnnne
Help me rabbi, one more time

Oh, Rabbi, Rabbi
The reason I daven 3 times a day is you
Oy you got me frummer
Oh Holy Rabbi, I know,
there's nothing that I would do
if G-d hadn't planned it
show me how to do teshuvah
help me rabbi cuz i need to know now oh because

CHORUS
my shtusiness is killing me
I must confess i still crave Mickey-D's
when I'm not kadosh, I lose my mind
give me a mussar-line
Help me rabbi, one more time

oh rabbi rabbi how was i supposed to know
oh rabbi rabbi i shouldnt have eaten it
i must confess, my goyishness, is killing me now
don't you know i still believe
that I can repent my crimes
so give me some mussar lines
help me rabbi one more time!