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As I walk thru the halls on my
way to the beis,
I realize its been months since
I left this place
but that's just fine with a
bachur like me,
I got a hat on my head and
tzitzis hangin' free
I wake up in a dorm with a bunch
of other guys
and I'm in the beis before I
even open my eyes
yeah, I've been learning and
hocking so long
that even my rebbi thinks that
my mind is gone
but me and my chavrusa we go
shteigin' away
-it aint easy learning nonstop
18 a day
and I got the lashon down so its
a shtickel shver
when lechoyra someone has an
even teifer daher
cuz I've been spending most
my life living in a bachur's paradise
we only smoke Marlboro lights
living in a bachur's paradise
beer and chulent Friday
nights living in a bachur's paradise
we don't shower don't smell
nice living in a bachur's paradise
during davening last week I got
a dirty stare,
from some local "baalabos"
but I dont care-
he's not machshiv torah, unlike
me
he's putting his olam haba into
jeopardy
i got the white shirt black
pants gemoro in my hand
and most people in the world
don't seem to understand
they see my attitude as gayvah,
but that's not true.
honestly, I really KNOW I'm
better than you
and don't hold of college, I'm
anti-"medinah"
and if you disagree with daas
torah its domeh to kfirah
i got a cellphone on my belt it
really helps me out alot
the only contact with the
outside world i've got
there's no radio, no internet,
not one single TV,
no pritzus to be found here
bastion of purity
cuz i've been spending most
my life living in a bachur's paradise
...seforim sales in
"washington heights" (not "YU" chas v'sholom)
living in a bachur's paradise
only my rebbi gives me advice
living in a bachur's paradise
daf yomi just won't suffice
living in a bachur's paradise
chakirah in the lomdus
chiddushim in the svorohs
shugging up shiur
i breathe and live gemorohs
think youre ehrlich?
think youre frum?
i'll bring you rayah after rayah
that youre really krum!!
i'm the guy that all the little
bachurim wanna be like
i'm shticky and i'm fest
earning schar for the afterlike
so wear white shirts
put on dress shoes
or i'll have to give you such a
mussar shmooze
cuz i've been spending most
my life living in a bachur's paradise
dorms infested with bugs and
mice living in a bachur's paradise
short haircuts keep away the
lice living in a bachur's paradise
it takes much self-sacrafice
living in a bachur's paradise.......
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