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Mikarave the Music
Jewify the lyrics of your favorite songs

It's So Shaiyach

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lyrics by Adam Kenigsberg

Loose Yourself
Eminem

Free Falling
Tom Petty

Slim Shady
Eminem

based on the original song "Free Falling" by Tom Petty

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Need a good girl, frum but not crazy

Loves Torah, and Israel too

Need a good girl, she has to be tznius

Covers elbows, and her knees covered too

It’s a long day, learning in yeshiva

Reading Rashi, Tosafos, and Tur

I got a dream girl, running through my daydreams

And I hope that, Hashem sends me her

Cause I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed, need a kallah

Yeah I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed, need a kallah.

And the Shadchan, costs a thousand dollars

And he sends me, girls with no class

C’mon Shadchan, get your act together

Cause I’m waiting, to finally break the glass

And I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed, need a kallah

Yeah I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed, need a kallah

(background vocals: need kallah yeah I, need kallah yeah I, need kallah yeah I, need kallah yeah I)

So I’m looking, for an Eishes Chayil

Mi yimtza, that’s what I want to know.

Now I’m sick of, browsing through Frumster

And a chatroom, is no place to go

But I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed, need a kallah

Yeah I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed, need a kallah

ã 2002, Adam Kenigsberg

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FROM Hudi Ginsberg
I guess writing parodies finally paid off . . . I'm proud to say that I'm the kallah of this wonderful songwriter ;-)
I love you Adam!!!

From Sharon Riemer:
Adam, I am begging you to grace my Shabbos table next Shabbos singing your song. I am excited about your newfound composition skills and I think this can replace the zmiros I know you are planning on seeing. I can't wait until Shabbos!

From Avigail:
This is Fantastic! I'm cryin' it's so funny!

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