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BEEF TAJIN

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Lyrics by Seth "Kefta Kabob" Galena

Billie Jean
Michael Jackson

Baby got Tznuis
Sir Mix-a-lot

Smells like Shabbaton Spirit
Nirvana

Loose Yourself
Eminem

My Friends Over You
New Found Glory

Movin' Out
Billy Joel

Tangled up in Blue
Bob Dylan

The Longest Time
Billy Joel

Gangster's Paradise
Coolio

Basketcase
green day

The Thong Song
Sisqo

Walk on the Wild Side
Lou Reed

Why Can't We Be Friends
WAR (1975)

Hit Me Baby One more Time
Britney Spears

Landslide
Smashing Pumpkins

Star
Smashmouth

Summer Lovin
Grease

American Pie
Don MacLean

Sk8ter boi or
Ch8er Boi
Avril Lavigne

Complicated
Avril Lavigne

Loose Yourself
Eminem

Free Falling
Tom Petty

Slim Shady
Eminem

based on "Billie Jean " by Michael Jackson

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She was more like a Syrian queen in Jordache Jeans
I said let’s go out to eat,
what do you need -
“I like Moroccan” -- where will we go, on this date, second round?
She said “I like Moroccan”-- How far is Deal? Need sephardic food, where’s Village Crown?

She told me her favorite food was Beef Tajin, as she caused a scene
Every Ashkenazic man turned with eyes of being Sefardy,
she’s tall, dark and frum -- Who is that Ashkenzi, with that Syrian chick, walkin into Darna?
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Bridge
Rebbeim always told me,
be careful of Nusach Sefard
Don't go around breaking SY girls' hearts
And Imma always told me be careful of where you eat
And be careful of what you order 'cause Moroccan Food
wasn’t made for you…
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Chorus
Beef Tajin is not what I’d order
It’s just a dish that’s cooked with couscous & plums….
But the food is not my tradition
She said “I am Persian”,
But this spicy stuff ain’t like cholent in Poland

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For forty days and forty nights
I needed Pepto by my side
But who can stand when toilet paper is in demand
Her kitnyot on Pesach -- 'Cause we going to Florida from Brooklyn,
So take my strong advice, just remember to think twice
(you’ll be eating Pesach rice!)

Beef Tajin is not what I’d order
Beef Tajin is not what I’d order
Beef Tajin is not what I’d order
Beef Tajin is not what I’d order

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