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One sheitel, one sheitel that husband bought for an arm and a leg. One sheitel, one sheitel.
And came The Sheitelmacher, who put it in her little shop, that husband bought with his life savings. One sheitel, one sheitel.
And came the European Manufacturer, who sold it to the sheitelmacher, that husband mortgaged his house to buy. One sheitel, one sheitel.
And came the Hindu Church, who auctioned it to the European manufacturer, who sold it to the sheitelmacher, that husband paid half a year's salary for. One sheitel, one sheitel.
And came the Hindu Priest, who cut off the hair, that the church auctioned off, that the European manufacturer put in the highest bid for, who sold it to the Sheitelmacher, that husband went into credit card debt to purchase. One sheitel, one sheitel.
And came the Hindu Pilgrim, who bowed before the priest in an offering to Vishnu, and he shaved off the hair, which the church auctioned, that the European manufacturer got for a steal, who sold it to the Sheitelmacher, that husband created a tzedaka fund for. One sheitel, one sheitel.
And came Rav Eliyashiv, Shlita, who paskended the hair was assur, that the pilgrim offered to the polytheistic gods, that the barber shaved, that the church auctioned, that the European manufacturer got his hands on for bupkis, who he sold to the Sheitelmacher, that husband sold his daughter into slavery so that he purchase it. One sheitel, one sheitel.
And came the Holy One, Blessed Be He, Who said, "I am the L-rd thy G-d, thou shalt not have any other gods before Me", which Rav Eliyashiv took very seriously, so he paskened the hair was assur that the pilgrim offered to the other gods, that the barber shaved off, that the church put up on eBay, that the European manufacturer couldn't believe the deal he got, who sold it to the Sheitelmacher, that husband got his knee-caps broke because he couldn't pay off the interest from the loan he got from Goombah Vinny. One sheitel, one sheitel.
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