10. See? No women are needed to have fun dancing. From Barak from Silver Spring
9. Rabbi, there seems to be a mistake here, when I said to you I just came back from 18 months in Iraq and all I wanted was to "do a whora", this is not what I had in mind! L. Myer from Philly
8. I know recruitment levels are low…but I didn’t sign up for this! shimi from Borough Park
7. And That is how you sidestep a landmine in Crown Heights from hajusef1
6. If I beat him, he's putting on Tefilin. From Shumi
5. "I love Anatevka!" , From E.H. NYC
4. "Last time I tried dancing with a bearded dude, They declared a boycott on Cuba" - Yakov Vershubsky , Monsey NY
3. ". . .and when you don't find any more landmines, you stop dancing." from Jay Braun, Los Angeles
2. Sherman tank meets Mitzvah Tank winner takes all! Shraggie Z. and Seth
1. "Uh, guys...guys...Arafat's grave is thirty yards to the left." Benjamin Landau, NY NY
Contest Entries:
From Seth
1. Oh Yeah...We're Gellin'!
2. Sherman Tank meets Mitzvah Tank
From Barbara Stewart, West Palm Beach, FL
You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out,
You put your right hand in and you shake it all about. . .
From J. Wenger
"Don't ask. Don't tell."
From E. Passow
This isn't fairy prancing you idiot, it's dancing.
From Lisa Zaltz
hava negilah, hava negilah!!
gay marriages are legal in the military!
From Yitz Farbowitz, NY
Fox’s latest hit: Tantzing with the Sarge
From Brad Rosen
have you ever seen such a tough goy with such fancy ballet techniques?
From Evan Davis - Virginia Beach, VA
You ready to arm westle?
From Jud Berman
1. Check out these 'maneuvers'
2. Do this dance when your 'enemy falls'
From Hefzi Kornblum
Dossi do
From M. Daniel
Oy Soldier,...Alvays vatch ouht for der dog und catze poo poo
From A. Schwartz
Step Over, Cha Cha Cha
From Max - Queens, NY
onetwothree onetwothree onetwothree pin! Ha, I win again -- that's three in a row Major -- now let me try out the M16
From Adam - Brooklyn, NY
Nice shoes. Bad yarmulke.
From Shraggie Z. - Brooklyn, NY
"The Chevra"--The Purim Album
"He takes a whiskey drink...I get knocked down, but then I get back up again..."
From Shraggie Z. - Brooklyn, NY
Mitzva Tanks vs. Sherman Tanks – winner takes all!
From Barak - Silver Spring, MD
See? No women are needed to have fun dancing.
Shekoach!!! What’s the occasion?
Ring around the eruv…
Rabbi, I’m a major. Shouldn’t we do this in the officers club?
From Dan Schwartz, Baltimore MD
Thumb-wrestling the Fundamentalists
From -Mimi from Brooklyn NY
"Right together, left together, now step..."
From Dan Schwartz, Baltimore
Thumb-wrestling the Fundamentalists
From Barak from Silver Spring, MD
See? No women are needed to have fun dancing.
Shekoach!!! What’s the occasion?
Ring around the eruv…
Rabbi, I’m a major. Shouldn’t we do this in the officers club
From Shraig
Mitzva Tanks vs. Sherman Tanks – winner takes all!
From Freida Shor, Brookyln
"He takes a whiskey drink...I get knocked down, but then I get back up again..."
"The Chevra"--The Purim Album
Top Ten Signs Moshiach is Coming--1.Crown Heights and Guantanamo Bay Unite!
The New and Improved Readers' Digest--Humor in Uniform accompanied with graphics!
Male Models at the Jean Paul Gaultier Fashion Show on break
Frumstye Exercise Video--Boot Camp Version
SawYouAtSinai with a twists
"Upon hearing his wife was leaving to the Catskills..Shmiel broke into dance"
"Shall We Dance?" The Sequel
JLo Meets Her Match(es)
1. Rabbi Boteach wins "Dancing with the Stars"
2. "Farbrengin--the Aftermath"--a frockumentary.
3. Fiddler on The Roof stars take a break during practice
4. Simcha Dancing with Private Benjamin
5. Kiruv--DanceStyle
6. Fatigues vs Fatigue
7. "Hands Across America..." The Reunion
8. SawYouAtSinai goes for a spin
From Adam, Brookyln
Nice shoes. Bad yarmulke.
From Max, Queens
onetwothree onetwothree onetwothree pin! Ha, I win again -- that's three in a row Major -- now let me try out the M16.
From Jenn Goldman, Oak Park, MI.
"And swing your chavrusah, do, si, do..."
From Moshe Daniel
Oy Soldier,...Alvays vatch ouht for der dog und catze poo poo
From Shumi R
If I beat him, he's putting on Tefilin.
Tzivos Hashem power!
"Don't ask, don't tell". I hope my suprior officers don't hear about this
Look, even he's dancing to "Yechi".
From shimi / borough park
I know recruitment levels are low…but I didn’t sign up for this!
From jlf1988
drop and give me twenty! twenty mitzvot, that is...
From Jessica
do the mitzvah way...now lean back. lean back.
From Howard Jay Meyer
Soldier: Rabbi! Your coming to Iraq!
Rabbi: But I want to learn Toirah!
Soldier: Rabbi! Your coming to Iraq!
From Avi, Brooklyn
Yechi Adoinainu, Moreinu ve'rabeinu, Melech Hamoshiach, Le'olom Voed!
From Shumi R
Hmmmm, this no-mixed dancing thing can be fun, but he better not try slow dancing.
From Frieda Shor, NY
1.Army Brats Unite For Hootenany
2.Extreme Makeover: 770Style
3. BOOT CAMP AND EXTREME MAKEOVER UNITE AT GAUNTANAMO BAY
From Jay Braun, Los Angeles
". . .and when you don't find any more landmines, you stop dancing."
From Jud Berman, Cedarhurst, NY
These are my yiddisher 'maneuvers'
From Susanne Goldstone, Washington Heights, NY
For the last time Rabbi, we have rules in the army about same-sex dancing. I could be court martialed.
From Rachel, NY NY
Harvey Fierstein...Eat my shorts...
From Benjamin Landau, NY NY
Uh, guys...guys...Arafat's grave is thirty yards to the left.
From Freida Shor, NY NY
Purim @ GuantanamoBay
From Evan Hakalir, NY NY
"G.I. Joseph"
Celebrating the rolling out of the new Neturai Karta uniform.(notice the high socks on Mottel's new fatigues!) "U see, I can dantz da hoyrah mit mine new univorm, Amen y'hei shmei rabbah...down with Israel!"
From Yakov Vershubsky , Monsey NY
Wrong move rabbi, this could get you killed.
Hey captain, I like those shaboss shoes, Wanna dance?
Colonel!! Tell your men to stop shooting! We will give up gush katif!
In galitsia we called this move the Counter-Offensive Hora.
"Last time I tried dancing with a bearded dude, They declared a boycott on Cuba"
"Now that I have circumcised all your men, May I have you for a dance?"
So rabbi…Was it really god who invented the "Army of one" slogan?
No wonder there are so many casualties in Iraq. The captains dance with suicide bombing rabbis.
American Army Makes Peace With Israel. By allowing gay marriage in all states.
Now that is what I call a Military "Standoff"
From Stanley Katz
we are both camoflaged. you look like the grass, I look like the night
WE ARE BOTH CAMOUFLAGED YOU LOOK LIKE THE THE GRASS, I LOOK LIKE.......!@#$
From deb, brooklyn, ny
An Officer and A Gentleman....
From Neil Loomer, Edmonton, AB Canada
You’ll excuse but I thought Satmars wore white socks
From Aric Kabillio, Silver Spring, MD
“ARE YOU READY TO RUMMMMMMBLE??? LIVE FROM MONSEY NY WWE PRESENTS A TEXAS STRAP MATCH TO THE DEATH – SERGEANT SLAUGHTER VS IRWIN R. SCHEISTER…”
From E.H. NYC
"I love Anatevka!"
From hajusef1,
And That is how you sidestep a landmine in crown heights
From Tucker Chris Thomas, NY
YOU PUT YOUR RIGHT FOOT IN, YOU PUT YOU RIGHT RIGHT
FOOT OUT, YOU PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT IN AND YOU SHAKE IT
ALL ABOUT AND YOU DO THE HOKEY POKEY... THAT'S WHAT
BEING JEWISH IS ALL ABOUT
From anonymous, toronto
a have a shaila on yesterdays daf
From Yitz Farbowitz, NY
1-oy, reb sergeant, watch out for that pile of doggie chulent
2- schnurer on the base- the fiddler part 2!
3- wait until I send 40 drunken yeshivah boys to dance here on purim!
