10. Oy, ribboinoi shel oilem! Long term interest rates are too low! From Shloime12345

9. Hashem, look at your wonderful nation; we thought B.M. stood for Beis Medrash From I.T. from the Rock

8. “Mashiv HaRuach UMorid HaBird Crap” From Saul J. Stahl, Esq - Syracuse NYC

7. Baruch ata... Fix the ATM before Shabbos! Ben Landau, NYC

6. Let my sheckles go! From Beverly Kurtin

5. Meshulachim stage protest demanding direct deposit of collections. From Barry Weiss, Los Angeles, CA

4. Rebbi, " Se toig of Kapuras , Me zugt shema un der gelt falt fin der himmel, ober siz alta, farshtikena Rubles unt nicht groisser Euros ! " From Harry Grunstein - Hampstead, Quebec, Canada

3. Hakodosh Baruch Hu, please send a yeshua to the guy in the back of the crowd with the white straw hat! I.T. From The ROCK

2. Riboyno Shel oylum!!! Oyy Please get rid of these Zionist Reshuim who charge 5.9% APR on a valid checking account!! - From Naftali T. Brooklyn, NY

1. "lettuce have a raisin celery!" From Tali Fuss, Jamaica Estates, NY

From Ben Landau - NYC
Baruch ata... Fix the ATM before Shabbos!
Oy...vo iz meyn siddur? Geesh, I dropped it... But I'm not gonna bend over to pick it up, not with Mr. Barbara Streisand behind me...
Mamma always tells me never drop my siddur during the Shema...

From WR3RD
Uh oh, there's that seagull again.

From Yaffa - Miami, FL
a couple extra dollars deposited into my bank leumi checking account would be nice....

From yoseph Leib, Yerushalayim.
(inhale)---Ere!' (phew! koff, koff!)
or, alternately
And the chassidim came out in droves for the opening of the new Bong Leumi of Yerushalayim

From Eli, Chicago
You can tell I'm the Rebbe by the size of my hat... I wonder if I should get a bigger hat..."

From Allan Lamm
...and it's a pop fly into center feild!..

From Donna Corrado
Praying for: RAIN!

From Steven Goloskov, MD
Yaakov Smirnoff davens for a career comeback.

From shimi u. – boro park
“would someone tell this idiot behind me wer’e not doing kiddush levonoh yet!”

From Beverly Kurtin
Let my sheckles go!

From J. Hershberg - Bet Shemesh
"Incomiiiiiing!!"

From Howard Kress, Cherry Hill, N.J.
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's SUPERJEW!!!

From Josh, Monsey
1) Praying for better interest rates
2) Oy! That bird just took a dump on my siddur.
3) Where's Waldo? Where's Yankel?!?
4) Protesting disengagement from Bnai Brak

From Barry Weiss, LA
Meshulachim stage protest demanding direct deposit of collections.

From Howard Reichman
Lord Almighty! Get him off my foot!

From Areil B
Oh HASHEM, forgive me for being petty, but ....May I have a hat as tall as his?

From tali fuss, jamaica estates, ny
1- "maybe if we daven hard enough, it'll open for more than an hour a week"
2- "OY, Ribbono Shel Olam, "leumi" and "yisrael" on the same sign? hatzilu!"
3- "lettuce have a raisin celery"

From Sara, Flushing, NY
"Wow, Moshiach, I didn't know you were supposed to be so tall!"

From Marc Blitstein, Sharon, MA
In Jerusalem today, ultra-orthodox jews gathered for the annual day of prayer for financial success and smooth passage of excrement (B.M.)

From Moshe Daniel - Harrow UK
Please don't let my i-pod battery run out before Selichot!

From AP
Yankel, it looks like it might rain. Better to say a bracha now in case it rains into your mouth without a chus v'shalom bracha.

From BTLiolam
The Rogain Tefilla

From - Esther, FL
"All I need g-d is for it to rain money right into my account in that bank behind me, is that too dam much to ask?"
"Line-up for the panguins"

From - Zev Greenblatt Brooklyn, NY
Praying for color, 1959.

From - Jenn Goldman
Rebbono Shel Olam - Please don't let my tuition checks bounce!

From - Dov Ber - West Seattle - (That's in Seattle that is in Washington that is East of the Hudson River)
No way am I going to crease this new hat!

From - Shlomo Hubscher, Israel
"Master of the Wooooorld, Pleeeeease bring down the interest rates!"

From - Gilberte Scheinkar
Doi, Doi, doi.... HM please make the money come down from the skies ;)

From - Amsty17
OH, G-D, HE IS STEPPING ON MY FOOT.

From - Naftali T. Brooklyn NY
Riboyno Shel oylum!!! Oyy Please get rid of these Zionist Reshuim who charge 5.9% APR on a valid checking account!!

From - Gordon Daniel. - Harrow, UK
"Beam us up Hashem"!

From - Isaac Farbowitz, NY
1) F-in Bird!
2) Rebbe, is that you?

From - Freida Shor, NY
SHUCKLING FOR SHECKS
" Angels, allow Dead Presidents to soar!"
"The Moola Minyan"
" I know my parnassa prayers by heart! Im a big kid now"

From - yoel, boston
"Why do I always get stuck next to the screamers?!?"

From - Joey Wilson, ATL
"Rebbe, I don't care what you say...snow is kosher, and I'm going to continue trying to catch it."

From - Jake New Jersey E-town
The caption is " Fi-gah-rohhh...fi-gah-rooow...fiifif ga rooohhhhhhhhhh.

From Lisa Zaltz
The forecast looks fairly cloudy i predict it will rain money this afternoon."yah i tink so too" "

From Harry Grunstein - Hampstead, Quebec, Canada
Rebbi, " Se toig of Kapuras , Me zugt shema un der gelt falt fin der himmel, ober siz alta, farshtikena Rubles unt nicht groisser Euros ! "
The Don of he Black Hatter Gang , " Shtill Shoine ! Zug Hallel after. Can't you see that I am counting our take from the Bank ! "

From Etta
Penn and Teller take on the big one...

From Rochel N, Melbourne Australia
keil maleh rachamim... there goes the shekel
ashamnu begadnu GAZALNU
Praying for a windfall

From Aric Kabillio - Silver Spring, MD
“See all these guys behind me? I says to them Google Schmoogle…It’s Bank Leumi all the way baby! But it’s going to take a miracle to convince the guy next to me.”

From Shloime12345
Oy, ribboinoi shel oilem! Long term interest rates are too low!

From Bradley A. Wolf
Money Can’t Grow on Trees You know!

From I.T. from the Rock
Hashem, look at your wonderful nation; we thought B.M. stood for Beis Medrash Hakodosh Baruch Hu, please send a yeshua to the guy in the back of the crowd with the white straw hat!
Im Ayn Kemach Eyn Torah!

From Daniel Twersky - Great Neck, NY
1. "OK, who's the wiseguy that said Mashiv Ha'Ruach?"
2. "That's the biggest pigeon I've ever seen - whose idea was it to wear ALL BLACK?!!!"

From Jay Braun - Los Angeles
"So why is my brother the stockbroker climbing out of his seventh-floor window?"

From E. from Baltimore
Please Pleeeeeeeease let me learn to levitate my hat.

From Saul J. Stahl, Esq - Syracuse NYC
“Mashiv HaRuach UMorid HaBird Crap”

From E.H. NYC
Chasidish Clint Eastwood (on left), "Go ahead, Machtz Mine Day"