10. "Jay Bushinsky from 1010wins puts Bloomberg Radio to shame!" Yitz from Philly

9. Who are you calling a "hocker" bud? From TheHoffather

8. Oh yeah…well in New York maybe you can`t wear a cufflink shirt with a bomb squad jacket..but here in Israel we just don`t care buddy! From David Weinbach

7. "Visiting Israel still doesn't make you as great as Mayor Jewiliano!"From Jennifer from PA

6. "Where's your Tzitsit?" From Gordon Daniel, Harrow UK

5. Next time keep the drosho under 10 minutes, or else! Joe from Baltimore

4. What are you doing living in that dump of chotz la'aretz? Noach Klein

3."We need you, we need your tefilah, each and every day we ask for mechila-don't talk-just daven."From A. Zeitland, NY NY

2. Bloomberg Shmoomberg, I don't care what radio station your'e from; if you want to eat in Sbarros, you need to go through the metal detector BUDDY!! Yoni Henner, Bala Cynwyd, PA

1. "Get rid of that tie, in Israel orange is soooo the new blue!From Chaim in Florida

CONTEST ENTRIES:

From Jay Bee
HEY! "YOU" BETTER STAY OUT OF MY FACE

From Sharon, Brookly
We don't have to worry about you bombing

From Tzvi from Washington Heights
1.Yo got blinded from my flashy west , yeah dude?
2.Jesus,you've got some kipa on you finally!
3.Wanna grow eyebrows like me? Better check out my website!
4.Yo got the geld, I've got the soyre, macha sheft!
5.I see you're fainting from the first shiduch I showed to you , but do not give up, the next maidelah in her eighties got really just four legs , two hands down I say.
6.To get my wote you have to eat my mother in law's stinky bilbes kigel,and tell her I did it!
7.So for the count of three we start a payes-growing contest!

From Zevi Schreiber- Brooklyn, NY
HAHA Made you look!

From Noach Klein, Central East NCSY
Mr. Mayer I'll have you know, your fly is open

From A. Zeitland, NY NY
1."We need you, we need your tefilah, each and every day we ask for mechila-don't talk-just daven."
2. You're good you. You are good." (for relig ponting at bloomberg)

From Yoni Henner, Bala Cynwyd, PA
Bloomberg Shmoomberg, I don't care what radio station your'e from; if you want to eat in Sbarros, you need to go through the metal detector BUDDY!!

From BTLiOlam NY
"Oooo...Lets c...U give me ur suit, I give you my uniform...(wink)"

From Madmax- queens, ny
…and I’ll touch your nipple any time I want!!!

From debbie uk
ooooooooo this ones my favourite!!!!

From Mark Levenstein Raanana, Israel
Absolutely no shatnez beyond this point, buddy. You hear me?

From Seth
No! I'll say it again, you can't drive the truck. If you promise to keep your mouth shut, you can ride in the back.

From Frieda Shor
"You will get my vote, if you give a hefty donation to Shomveirim(Shomrim, Chaverim), got it Bloomy?"
"Is that cotton? I like the feel of it...Look, I gotta date tonite and I know we arent the same size...But I can vote..."
"Im bigger than you, so dont tell me whom to vote for, got it?"
THIS IS WHAT I CALL A TIE!

From Noach Klein
1. It's your heart, do YOU have a Hatzolah Doctor?
2. Now just relax, this won't hurt a bit.
3. Hey man, I just love your tie!
4. Does it hurt now, or NOW?
5. You WILL give lots of money to Hatzolah.
6. He says, "close your eyes and don't look at the camera.
7. It could've been you!
8. What are you doing living in that dump of chotz la'aretz?
9. Is this where the off button is?
10. BANG! IT! OUT! DOT! COM! yes, Bangitout.com is where it's at!

From David Weinbach
..Oh yeah…well in New York maybe you can`t wear a cufflink shirt with a bomb squad jacket..but here in Israel we just don`t care buddy!

From Benjamin.Caplan
"... but here, you can wear your tzitzis OUT !"

From TheHoffather
who are you calling a "hocker" bud -

From Mr. CA Green
Hey, unstick my finger from your jacket, now!

From Barry Postrygacz
Excuse me Mayor Bloomberg if you're going to give me the Shocker at least get the fingers right! It's two in the pink and one in the stink!

From Yaakov Kocsis - Thornhill, Ontario
"Hey, Jew-boy!"

From Gordon Daniel, Harrow UK
1) "You call THAT a jacket? ....look at mine!"
2) "Enough with the pokey finger!"
3) "Where's your Tzitsit?"
4) "You know you look just like Mel Brooks!"

From Menachem Dubovick
my name is eli beir not beer from hatzloh jerusalem ! J1 is my number

From Rikki
Stay the hell out of my face!
get the hell out of here!
ill tell U who's Boss!

From Joe, Baltimore, Md.
I get Maftir & Mussaf or you're Minced meat!
Next time keep the drosho under 10 minutes, or else!

From tali fuss - jamaica estates, NY
"and remember...only YOU can prevent forest fires"From Menachem Dubovick
that million $ check better clear or I am gonna bust you up

From Zachary Dustin
WOW MIKE, WHERD'YE GET THAT TIE ?

From yitzchak grant London
is that MY tie!!!!!

From Menachem, Queens
…and if I EVER catch you prank calling MDA again…..!!!