10. "Reb Tommy can you here me?" From Seth Epstein

9. Rabbi Macgyver quickly transforms a Cardboard kippah into a 3D digital Lamed Vavnick veiwer Chaim L. from LA

8. "I'm in the Vitness Protection Program!" From Seth Epstein

7. Beam me up, Motti! From Ephraim Shapiro from NY, NY

6. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's the Lubavitcher fixing the Kotel Cam.Noach Klein

5. After a late night of wild tishing, R'Yankel chills out catches some rays of the zohar Beth D. Florida

4. ZZ top is forced to retreat from the kotel as he is discovered by some keen onlookers From Stuar Unger, Woodmere, NY

3. "Guru Gil, you were right, I can finally see the golden rays of Hashem's throne with these on! Borat K. from Israel

2. There ARE Jews in Space!!! (Mel Brooks, History of the World Part I) From Greg Zilberstein

1. "Woe Dude - this is way better than Pink Floyd's version of the Wall!" From Yerachmiel Altizio

From Stuar Unger, Woodmere, NY
ZZ top is forced to retreat from the kotel as he is discovered by some keen onlookers

From Rebecca, NY
Watching the Kotel broadcast of the show "Medium".

From Benjamin Caplan
"Kewwwwwwl! I gotta tell the Rebbe about the IMAX movies theyre showing HERE!

From Seth
"I'm in the Vitness Protection Program!"

From Yaakov Kocsis, Thornhill, Ontario
"Can you see me now?"

From Yerachmiel Altizio
"Woe Dude - this is way better than Pink Floyd's version of the Wall!"

From Yoni Henner, Bala Cynwyd, PA
"Hey I see the Rebbe, I can almost feel him, OH wait, my eyes are closed, ok, now they are open; these things are broken, I can't see nothing."
"Hey I see the Rebbe, I can almost feel him, OH wait, scratch that; it's the huge sign of the rebbe by that big apartment"

From Gordon Daniel from Harrow UK
1) Rebbe with dark glasses " I got a second pair free at Costco"
2) " Oy a Broch, that's bright"
3) This beats Fox News anytime"
Rebbe with glasses "Look, I can see the Shemesh!"
Assitant onlooker Rebbe " Yes but you can't see your dandruff!"

From Seth
Reb Tommy can you here me?

From Aaron Rosenthal, Lower merion, Reishit '05
"It's like he's coming right at you!"

From EWak, silver spring
"k'nayin aharah, i can see the whole gonsaw oilem with these."

From Lizzy From Reno
must not look at Hashem directly

From Mark Levenstein Raanana, Israel
Hey, these make the Dome of the Rock disappear. Oops, I was looking the wrong way.

From Rob Wilon
"3D - Dirty, Disheveled, Disgusting"

From Josh Becker from Baltimore
As the rabbi was intrigued by his new 3d-glasses, he did not notice the small Indian men making their way out of his ass...

From Sergey Kadinsky, President CCNY Hillel
1. With these glasses, the dome behind the Wall is replaced with a Holy Temple
2. All the words to the prayer are written before your eyes!
3. With this thing on, it looks like everyonbe is closer together, if only they would open their mouths and say "Good Shabbos."
4. What's that flying object? It can't be Buraq!

From Steven Schwartz
zz top has nothing on me!

From Noach Klein, Technical Director Central East NCSY
1. Wait a minute... I see the Rebba...and he's comin' back!
2. You know with these, it's just like being on LSD.
3. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's the Lubavitcher fixing the Kotel Cam.
4. Man with these things you can really see behind the Yellow Seth Cohen shirt on bangitout.com
5. What's the problem, who spends more than ten cents on sunclasses.
6. The man is obviously non-frum if he had to shnor one of the paper sunglasses they give out at the kotel. Bring him to yeshiva so we can get him a nice velvet pair.

From Crly2str8
God in 3D.....dude!

From Ephraim Shapiro
Biff? Biff? We're not in Hill Valley anymore
Am I on time for the 3D episode of Medium?
Wow, these new Bresslover shades are great!
Beam me up Motti!

From Nicole, Israel
1. "Jesus.... and the sun is just a servant of g-d!"
1. "Auuuugggghhhhh! That Shechina! It's blinding me!"
2. "Hollywood Tanning's got nothing on us!"
3. The ultimate in "Kotel Kooleness."

From Nicole, Israel
1. "Jesus.... and the sun is just a servant of g-d!"

From Risa Goldstein
Whoa, the third beis hamikdash looks so much cooler in 3-D!

From E.H. NYC
"Hey, Ray Charles, Kotel's the other way...."
" Ushpizin, Now in 3-D"