10. Ebony- Ivory living in perfect harmony From Danny Gewirtz, ISRAEL
9. That's not a chassidishe snowmentch, he is not wearing an "up" hat! From Ephraim Shapiro, NY NY
8. Bad Case of Tzaraas! From IMScuzzel@
7. Sam Champion's Stakeout in Hassidic Neighborhood From Freida Shor, NY
6. Yerushalmi? From Greg Zilberstein
5. And we think Lot's wife had it tough! From SETH
4. Oy Vey! It'a pas nisht to wear white after labor day... From Jud Berman, Cedarhurst, NY
3."Yo! Gotta shuckle a bit or the dogs will think you're Ba'al Pe'or!". From IDO C. from Jerusalem
2. Are there any grey areas? From Hichaya
1. "Yea, I'm the white sheep in the family." Michael Feldstein, Stamford, CT

CONTEST ENTRIES:

From Malkie from dallas
Hmmm, I guess he isn't out of the freezer yet.

From Debra Rosen, NY, NY
Avalanche claims one in Flatbush.

From Benjamin Maggid from: Home Town: Don't take the A Train 'cause it ain't workin' York City
Frosty der Schneiman Caption: "SCHVITZER!"

From Robert R Besser, Boca Raton, Florida
”What you see is what you git!”

From Shmi unger – boro park
yankel is convinced there is something oddly attractive about this particular “getchka”. he must run before he is nichshel!!!

From Hichaya
Are there any grey areas?

From Ido C. from jerusalem.
1) (Chasid): "Yo! Gotta shuckle a bit or the dogs will think you're Ba'al Pe'or!".
2) (Chasid): "Bummer!... great nose but no fingers to pick it!".
3) (Chasid): "... Well, in that case, you can kiss my black-coated tuchus shorty!".
4) (Chasid): "Are you in the middle of shmona esray or are you just ignoring me?".
5) (Chasid): "Stop staring at me or I will stick that carrot somewhere else!..."
6) (Chasid): "Is that you EskiMoishe?".

From Deena, from Toronto
"Hey...it's a good look for him."

From Robert J. Wilon
A Chasdishe fellow in all white?? Must be a Yerushalmi.

From Gordon Daniel ..Harrow UK
Snowman to Frumme
1) "I need a briss quickly, or my nose will fall off from cold"
2) So, what's your excuse for the hat?
3) What ya lookin at man?
4) Do you know the way to San Jose?
Snowman to Frumme:
1) " How's it hanging mench?" (Payers)
2) "Where did you get THAT hat?"
3) "Ice, you want ice?"
4) "Hi Chaim, It's THAT cold in Shul today, and I forgot my overcoat"
5) "Get a life, and win a Bangitout Baseball cap"
Frumme to Snowman:
1) "You didn't lay tephillin today, why?"
2) "Being cold is no excuse for standing still"

From Lola Elfman
Tonight at 11, Tragic avalanche claims life in Flatbush (chas v'shalom)

From Jonathan Shore
time to use head and sholders

From Jud Berman Cedarhurst, NY
Whatchoo lookin at whitey?
They make these coats in white too??
Oy Vey! It'a pas nisht to wear white after labor day...

From Barak from Silver Spring, MD
Temperatures still below freezing in New York.
Just Chillin’ takes on a whole new meaning.
(To the tune of Frosty the Snowman) Yose the snowman…

From Pacino1901
Are you talkn' to me? I don't anybody else here...so, you must be talkn' to me.

From Josh Becker From Baltimore
Only in williamsburg

From Freida Shor
"And the heat of The Rabbi's gaze could melt even the coldest of hearts...."

From Jesse Cohen from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Here is a caption, six different times.
1.Shalom Mr Snowmensch, want to trade hats, Nu?
2.Damn it Lenny!, So that's where my black hat went, OY!
3. I wonder how many bottles of Kabbala water I could make with that snowmensch?
4. Dreck!, he's not wearing tzit tzit!
5.Trinkn zoln im piavkes. "Leeches should drink him dry."
6 Damn Goyim think their funny.

From Phyllis Briskman from Pittsburgh (Shadyside), PA
"You look very "frum"-iliar, have we met?

From Michael B from Philly, PA
Tzvi Hersh, I told you to brush that dandruff off your jacket."

From Frieda Shor
Lots Wife Transplanted in Williamsburg!

From Ken Schreiben
Isn't it a a little early in the season to wear white?

From Frieda Shor
"Pam Anderson Goes Incognito before getting Collagen in Her Lips by a Prominent Surgeon in Willy."
Michael Jackson POST his latest nose job
1. YENTL WAS FRIGID!
2. Sam Champion's Stakeout in Hassidic Neighborhood
3. Cold Litvak vs. Warm Chassid Face2Face
4. FunkyTown--"Chilly Willy is not Unchosen Anymore"
5. THE PERFECT JEWISH WOMAN--PURE, MUTE, AND WITHOUT HANDS TO MAX OUT YOUR AMEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"...And when he looked back, Lot's wife turned into a pillar of snow"

From JOHN NYBERG
"Shabbat Shalom Rebbe".

From Izzy, from Pittsburgh, PA
You talkin' to ME!!

From Yehuda Halper Jerusalem
Wow, I'm glad I remembered to cover my hat during that storm!
Well, he's got the hat, but with no peyos I'd say he's already half way off the derech.

From Seth
and we think Lot's wife had it tough!

From Neil Loomer West Vancouver, B.C.
Excuse me - can you help us make a minyan?

From Stuart Unger
poor yankel is forced to remain in this freezing snowman get-up in williamsburg. he is a new source for “pidyen shevuim” collections.

From rifka - brooklyn
Having our rebbe cryogenically frozen was takeh a gevaldig idea but maybe just a shtikel creepy too

From Benjamin Caplan
1) (Chossid): "... and all i need is a bottle of CLOROX?"
2) (Reb Shnowman): "Pssst! Hey! You never heard of gilgul !!?"
3) (Reb Shnowman): "You wouldnt recognize a lantzman if he was standing a yard away!"
4) (Reb Shnowman): "Maybe the hat's a dead giveaway, obber giv ah kuk oiff derr schnozz!"

From Rivkah Turner, Brooklyn, NY
kim arein far sum varme cholent

From Greg Zilberstein, NY
Yerushalmi?

From tzepahd Freedland
"nuu... so vat time we getting together tonight??"
Chassid.."You ehhh look mamesh fabulous"
Snowman:"That plastic covering on your hat is sooo gay"
Chassid.."Ok ... so ve get together in de night ...no?"

From David Weinbach NYC
(Said the snowman to the Hasid) “Funny ……you don`t look Jewish”

From IMScuzzel
Bad Case of Tzaraas !!!

From -Sergey Kadinsky, President, CCNY Hillel
1. Still waiting for you ride back to the city?
2. Where did you get that Borsalino?
3. You're in a frum neighborhood, put on some clothes!

From Danny Gewirtz, Israel
Ebony- Ivory living in perfect harmony

From EphShap
Takeh I wonder if you can eat unfiltered snow?
That's not a chassidishe snowmentch, he is not wearing an "up" hat!

From Michael Feldstein, Stamford, CT
"Yea, I'm the white sheep in the family."