10. Kohen the Barbarian Shraig in Brooklyn, NY

9. What might seem like a Menorah to you is actually my original 'Conan the Barbarian' loin cloth Jason, ISRAEL

8. Arnold puts the Schwartz in Schwatznegger Chaya, DC

7. We're going to light (clap) you up! Yair Bin-Nun

6. I like you Menachem Mendel………I will kill you last. Daniel Hirsh

5. Just as the Rebbe…. I’ll be back!!! Greg T. Zilberstein

4. You think this is big?!?! You should see my 'lulav'... Jud Berman

3. Where's the trigger? Jsleigh

2. Termo-nayros Yair Bin-Nun
1. The solution to California's energy problems! Marc from Raanana

CONTEST ENTRIES:

From Daniel Hirsh
At least they didn't make me get a bris.

From Yanky Mayer - Brooklyn,NY
This menorah is presented to Governor Schwarzzenneger as a gift for single handedly defeating the Greeks.

From tammy ny ny
my trophy...im ready to win....all of you little weemen ouny ladies i am dee weener!!
i would like to thank my mom leah and my dad yankel

From shimi unger - brooklyn
the breakaway disgruntled lubavitch group finally agreed on a new moshiach…“conan the barbarian”!!!

From David N., Uniondale NY
Twins!!!

From Neil Loomer West Vancouver, B.C.
* I'd like to thank you all for coming to my Bar Mitzvah!
* Arnold accepts the Chinuch Award from co-star Robin Williams (above, to his left in costume) for his role in Kindergarden Cop II, in a Hollywood CA, Award Ceremony.

From Neil Loomer West Vancouver, B.C.
If I squeeze hard enough I can make room for a few more candles.

From Daniel Hirsh
I like you Menachem Mendel………I will kill you last.

From boro park chosid
IF I HOLD IT LIKE THIS NOBODY WILL NOTICE THAT IT'S BROKEN
THANK YOU, I'M SO HAPPY TO WIN THIS AWARD;
IS THIS THE WAY I HOLD THE LULAV ?
HEY, THIS IS NOT A LULAV !!!

From Mark, Ranaana
Maccabinator

From Shraig in Brooklyn, NY
It’s Kohen the Barbarian
“Look at my nifty sword
This is heavy, I’d better start working out again
8 shots and a chaser in one piece… leave it to those Chabadniks.

From Jud Berman
You think this is big?!?! You should see my 'lulav'...

From Yair Bin-nun,
1) meno-rater
2) were going to light you up!
3) Conan the lighterian
4) True Lights
5) Termo-nayros
6) AL-NOLD Neesim
7) MEET THE CAST OF TERMINATOR 4 (The Chabad frontier)
8) Lighting till the END OF DAYS

From moshe from toronto
ARNOLD THINKING: ok...smile..pretend i know what this thing is
RABBI THINKS TO HIMSELF: cost of the menora..100 bucks...being on tv with arnold...priceless!!
or... NOTICE ARNOLDS PERFECT POSTURE AS HE HOLDS THE EVER SO HEAVY MENORAH. Rabbi on the left: last yr he held it with one hand...he's getting old. back to the gym arnie.

From Freida Shor, NY
Bangitout's Pre-Party For the MuscleMen and Mini Men

From Moshe Daniel: Harrow UK
Arnie: "Moschiach I ain't, but I could be, in meine next film!"
Arnie : "Vy is dis diffrent von all udder candleschticks?"
Arnie: "Tank you fur my Menorah award,..I'll vear it every day"
Chassid on R/H side of photo: "Clap hands, here comes the Terminator"

From Marc, Raanana
The solution to California's energy problems!
I expect our state's oil consumption to drop to one eighth of current levels.

From Marc, Raanana
The solution to California's energy problems! I expect our state's oil consumption to drop to one eighth of current levels.

From Sol Rosenberg
1) And this, Dear Rabbis, is how I get my trademark super-close shave.

2) They promised me if I could lift this menorah I could be the next Rebbe

From Binyamin N. Passaic, NJ
Top Ten Caption Entries:
10. Goodbye Terminator, hello Governata the Maccabe.
9. “I’m a little uncertain about holding this Menorah, It’s made based off of the Rambam’s opinion, everyone knows I hold by Rashi.”
8. “I don’t eat Latkes anymore because I get flashbacks from my old steroid filled latkes incident.”
7. “How many times do I have to tell you Chabad guys! You can’t light a menorah using vodka.” 6. “This menorah sure makes my muscles look big!”
5. “My muscles are so big that I can make my own olive oil from real olives.”
4. “This menorah helps publicize the miracle… of my big muscles.”
3. “Can I use this thing later to beat up all the other govana’s?”
2. “This menorah really makes me look good as govana of califonia!” (spelling intentional)
1. “This menorah represents the Jewish people defeating the Greeks and Hellenists, using their big muscles.”

From Ed - Fort Lee, NJ
Here's the menorah my nazi dad stole from an austrian shul

From Greg Zilberstein
Maccabinator

From Michael Feldstein, CT
Judah Maccabee? I could take him, no problem. He was a girlie-man

From Pacino1901
Mr USA Lifts A Spiritual Weight!
Branching Out From Politics to Photo Ops
The Hasta La Vista Workout
Mylanta Moment
Getting to the Root of 770
Brawn vs.Braun

From Pacino1901
And before your very eyes, I will put this entire silver menorah...in my mouth.

From Eilon C. - Jerusalem
(chossid on the left): "Phew!! Arnie, have you been eating spoiled latkes again?!!"

From R. Lefowitz
Arnold holds tight hoping for a Chanukah size miracle

From B Doctorman, Salt Lake City, Utah
Robin Williams presents a menorah to the “furminator”.

From Eric, Queens NY
"The GOVERNATOR doesn't realize that he's actually holding the T-1000"