10. Nobody had the heart to tell Moshe and Ahmed that the guy in the picture with them was not Matisyahu. From Judi from New Haven CT

9. Hmm...I wonder if he uses a curling iron or it's natural? From Dina Rovner New York, NY

8. Yep Omar, that is your reflection in the mirror…and you do look fat in your dress. From David Weinbach

7. Middle East Armani Spring Collection From IMscuzzle 6. Larry, Curly and Mohammed -From Neil Loomer - West Vancouver, B.C

5. Niturei Karta annual BBQ…. From Jud the Jew from Cedarhurst

4. Which one of these things is not like the other? From Dave S. from Long Island

3. "Trolling for hookers on the streets of Teheran, Mendel suddenly realizes that he forgot to daven Mincha." - From Michael Tannenbaum

2. PSST...Rav...We only have 9 for minyan. Should we count this guy as number 10? From Nachum Davis Virginia

1. The new Judges were selected for Israel's Version of American Idol, known as Jerusalem Idol. (Left to Right) HaRav Rafi Yaacovson, Fatima Abdul, & Reb Simon Cowen From Seth from Englewood

CONTEST ENTRIES:

From -Sergey A. Kadinsky
Today Palestine, tomorrow Williamsburg! and Monsey and Antwerp and Montreal!

From Dan from NY
Caption: The good, the bad and the ugly!

From Bill G from edison
Kik uhn die tzvie yidim, zei zennen a chillul Hasjem. de araber farshteien az ess is USSER! ontzukuken off azoy a sheine nakeeta tzioynist. und de tzevie halten un ein kuken. Ich gei brengen de rebbe! Oy! de rebbe kukt shoen auch!!!

From Ari, returnyourbenchers.com
Ugh, those jews"

From Frieda Shor
One Blind Mouse...SEE HOW HE WILL RUN!!!!!!!!!

From Michael Tanenbaum
My caption (with apologies to George Lucas):
Arab: "My camel's fast enough for you, old man. What's the cargo?"
Rabbi Hirsch: "Only passengers. Myself, my talmid, two droids, and no questions asked."
Another caption idea for this wickedly cynical photograph:
"Trolling for hookers on the streets of Teheran, Mendel suddenly realizes that he forgot to daven Mincha."

From Nachum Davis Virginia, USA
PSST...Rav...We only have 9 for minyan. Should we count this guy as number 10?

From Freida Shor
The moshers @ Matisyahu's NYC Concert

From Anonymous
1. We all can agree that we want to kill the cameraman.
2. I wonder if that guy in the long beard would tell on me if I were to jump her?
3. Yes, we are all looking at that American.
4. I need to bang it out right now.
5. Man I havn't been laid in years (please post from anonymous)

From AK47VersusM16
quick Yankel, use your height to intimadate him.
Who is a grasshopper in whose eyes now?

From Freida Shor
Movienite on Purim@Torino. Showing La Petit Jerusalem to the synchronized mikva swim team.

From Caroline, Richmond
"I think we took a wrong turn somewhere, rabbi."

From Freida Shor
Highlights Cartoon--DO NOT TELL US what is wrong with this pic.
"If they enter bangitout's cartoonish caption section, I will blow em to bits"

From Freida Shor
Highlights Cartoon--DO NOT TELL US what is wrong with this pic.
"If they enter bangitout's cartoonish caption section, I will blow em to bits"
" 2 if by land, 1 defintely by sea."
A tri-o grows in Israel
"Ebony, Kafiya, and Ivory not livin in harmony"
Extras on the set of "The Wonders of Photo PrintShop"
Three angles never to intersect

From EH NYC
Jerusalem Unemployment Agency… I finally understand how we’re related!

From Hudi From Queens
"Could you belive how shes dressed?"

From Simcha Rubin, Norwalk, CT
"Nu, there goes the neighborhood"

From Shlomo Katz
litvish or yeshivish? Hmm

From Dina Rovner New York, NY
Hmm...I wonder if he uses a curling iron or it's natural?

From Freida Shor, New York, NY
After Party outside Bangiout's NY's Bash in Jerusalem
Cartoons, Captions, and Commiseration
What is Wrong With this Pic? Highlights, The Hamas Edition
The Chevra Part 3
Macherazzi, Inc.--new reality show from Shtuyot TV
Menage a Trois Deep in Thought
Got Milk? The experiments youve never seen!
Camel lights in a burnin city

From Dave s. from Long Island
Trick or treat!!!
Which one of these things is not like the other?

From Jud the Jew from Cedarhurst, New York
1. Sesame Street/Rechov Soom Soom Classic – ‘One of these things just doesn’t belong here, one of these things just doesn’t belong…’
2. Niturei Karta annual BBQ….

From Greg Zilberstein
Pssst,….. it’s me, Mini Me (voice from the stomach area of the arab)

From IMscuzzle
Middle East Armani Spring Collection

From Neil Loomer
Larry, Curly and Mohammed

From DP
ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY !

From Rob Mulbaher
“ oooh…I wonder if I look good in that color “

From Seth from Englewood
The new Judges were selected for Israel's Version of American Idol, known as Jerusalem Idol. (Left to Right) HaRav Rafi Yaacovson, Fatima Abdul, & Reb Simon Cowen

From A Berger
"I couldn't decide, so I married them both!"

From Judi - New Haven, CT
Nobody had the heart to tell Moshe and Ahmed that the guy in the picture with them was not Matisyahu.

From Jaciera
were all in for something the same.....Go Steelers!

From Steve K. (Jerusalem)
(Arab): "OK whick one o' you dudes got me pregnant?!"

From Moshe Daniel : Harrow UK
1) Arab: " Mmmm,... I'm lovin' it!" (Schmeckdonalds)
2) Arab: " I bet they don't ride camels, or smoke them either!"
3) Arab: "Look at me, I'm seven months pregnant!"
4) Young Frumme" You see Tatten,he hasn't got a beard yet either"
5) Young Frumme: "X-Men 3, here ve are"
6) Elderly Frumme: "Vot's mit all dis photo Meshugas?"

From Judah Isaacs Oak Park, MI
Which one should I take to Brokeback Mountain?

From s. gross Baltimore,md
1. the new and improved peanut butter and jelly...
2 . who him? hes with us.

From David Taylor
"I told you , you were not ready to study kabbalah yet" "sorry, we're not letting you in"
"don't worry, you're safe with us, we work for arafat"
"oy vey, these jews are crazy"
"where am I? how did I get here?"
"hmm, if I hang around these guys, maybe they'll get me some decent clothes. a shirt? a suit?"
"they said they were my cousins, I've never seen them before in my life. Boy, I must be getting old"
"finally, we found somebody that speaks aramaic fluently. just act normal, let's see if we can take him to our gemara shiur, nobody will notice"
"wow, these jews are tall, and smart, and they like arafat. I'll take them with me, maybe they will join us in the palestinian resistance"

From Daniel Hirsh
" Brockeback Shteibel is more like it !"

From Yanky Mayer, Brooklyn, NY
Father, pregnant mother and son.

From Ephraim Shapiro
"And mow, Moishe, Ahmed and Berel sport the summer mens line. These mid-east staples never go out of style and have made a come back year after year as the dress of choice for the most discerning semitic gentleman"

From Pacino
Here's a story, of a man named Ali, who was bringing up two very lovely Jews...

From MINZ
THE GANTZE MISHPOCHA

From Ari B.
Three Way anyone?

From JB
1)COME, MOMMY AND I'LL SHOW YOU MY KALLAH
2)ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY
3)THE CHOSSON AND HIS PARENTS

From Moshe Man
Neturei Karta Recruitment Center

From David Weinbach
Yep Omar, that is your reflection in the mirror…and you do look fat in your dress.

From Rob from New York
Dr. Evil: "Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to my underground Lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest [Niturei Karta] assassins, and yet, each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers [substitute Ariel Sharon]. That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset people DIE!"
I wouldn't be surprised if Mini-Me was under Dr. Evil's gray robe.

From Aric Kabillio Silver Spring, MD USA
ShagShiva Royale: Austin Powers, Mini Me and Dr. Evil go Under Cover in Bnei Brak to find Miss Moneyshekel…coming to Bangitout.com November 2006!