10."Somebody free this kid from his parents fashion slavery" From Eli M.

9. Great. It's soggy again this year. From Weenles Jinkhead

8. I dont care what Hillel did! If you smear that chrain on me, I'm gonna scream! Ben Caplan from Jerusalem

7. "Korech for cannibals…" Jud the Jew, Cedarhurst, NY

6. IKEA's new Religious Bedding Line.From Freida Shor, NY

5. "…and yes this is arguably the pic that started the blood libels." David Weinbach, NY NY

4."If you don't change this diaper in 18 minutes I'm chametz" Neil Loomer from West Vancouver, B.C.

3. One of the Top Ten Other baby pictures that will ensure ultimate teenage mortification - aside from the usual naked bathtub pics Jack from CT.

2. Keep that bottle away! I dont eat gebrochs! Ben Caplan from Jerusalem

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Everyone’s favorite Pesach breakfast: “Matza Crye” E.H. from NYC

CONTEST ENTRIES:

From Dina Rovner, NY NY
"I've got to be a matzah, matzah man."

From Ephraim Shapiro, NY NY
"This'll win me that Manischewitz box photo contest for sure!."

From Rabbi Dr. Pepper
"PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!"

From Phyllis Briskman Pittsburgh (Shadyside), PA
"Can I interest you in a little, "matzoh talk?""

From JASON
"Got Matzah?"

From David Weinbach, NY NY
"…and yes this is arguably the pic that started the blood libels."

From Jud the Jew, Cedarhurst, NY
"Korech for cannibals…"

From Eli M.
"somebody free this kid from his parents fashion slavery"

From E.H. NYC
Everyone’s favorite Pesach breakfast: “Matza Crye”

From Weenles Jinkhead
Great. It's soggy again this year.

From Aric Kabillio, Silver Spring, MD
A Damascus Times Exclusive Report – Our undercover correspondent in Jerusalem finds irrefutable proof that matzah is made with the BLOOD OF ARAB BABIES!
Palestinian reporters display what they claim are new “Live Arab Baby Targets” that the IDF uses for sniper practice. The Israeli Army spokesman had no comment.
The Shmurah Matzah industry unravels its latest brainwashing gimmick to ensure the demise of Manischewitz.
The Goldsbergs hoped that by dressing young Moish like a matzha, Rabbi Blumenkrantz wouldn’t force them to sell their son because some chometz might have fallen on him during the birthing process.

From Freida Shor
Do I HAVE to eat a kizayis too???
Hey, this food saves us a week's worth of Diapers.
The Gerber Baby bedecked in The DaVinci Code Children's Wear.

From G. Zilberstein
Creation of this Shmura Baby was observed starting at foreplay

From N. Loomer West Vancouver, BC
If you don't change this diaper in 18 minutes I'm chametz

From Rob - NY
I sure hope they didn't bake the kid for 18 minutes.

From Yonatan Freedman, Upper West Side
Now all I need is a Matzoh BALL and I'm set.

From Freida Shor

1. The cure for infant diarrhea.
2. The Bible Code, written in BabyLanguage.
3. IKEA's new Religious Bedding Line.
4. Poster child for "Are We There Yet?"
5. See Polly.

From Hadassah, South Salem, NY
Ready, set, matsoh!

From Ben Caplan - Jerusalem
1. It's Pesach, Mom, not Purim! Now get this ridiculous thing off. It's giving me a stiff neck!
2. Keep that bottle away! I dont eat gebrochs!
3. Yachatz schmachatz Daddy ! You break it - you pay!!!!
4. I dont care what Hillel did! If you smear that chrain on me, I'm gonna scream!
5. Ya like your new PhotoShop program, dontya Mom.
6. Matza Bob - round bib!

From Yaakov Schwarz- Lawrence, NY
Nine months, and this is what I get to eat??!!

From Neil Loomer West Vancouver, B.C.
Oy, I haven't pooped my pants for 8 days

From Jennifer Gersch
“Ooh! When do we eat?”

From Meir Balofsky, Ramat Ef'al
no, i was kidding, we really don't eat christian baby blood”

From Jenn Goldman
My parents overreacted when the photographer at Sears offered the Easter background and bunny ears!