10. "Them Bloody Makos" - Ezra Rich UWS

9. "Why is this night different from any other night. This time it's Legal! - The Greene Family

8. "Yes, I'm sure you will be pleased to hear that this year, Harry will be reading the part of the Wicked Son" - Shalom R.

7. "Hey, It worked for Madonna." - Mo Kamioner

6. "I’m holding the graphic details of a terrible affair that carried on for many, many years." - Yitz Farbowitz

5. "She looks quite brilliant in her new yuntif hat, but wait till you see her in her new shaitel!" - Jon R.

4. "CAMILLA ORDERS DECREE TO CUT OUT DI-YENU FROM THE HAGGADAH" Jews cry foul as they mourn the loss of the catchy tune (or at least the first two stanzas- most of the table falls asleep after that, besides the not-yet-married girls trying to demonstrate their cool yeshiva day school tunes) -J

3. "Why is this knight different from all other knights?" - Barry W. Brian

2. "Well, yes, we're having the first seder with Mum and Dad at Windsor, but we're doing the 2nd seder with HER bloody family" - Marsha G. Stamford, CT

1 "Princess Di Di Ainu, Di Di Ainu!!" - Evan Hakalir