10. Rabbosai! Mir villen Bentschen? Mark Levenstein or Rabosai Neveraych - Steve Goloskov, MD

9. Now, which one of you ate the chulent of mass destruction?" E.H. NYC

8 So, in the name of a dead rabbi your asking OPEC to lower gas prices? Yakov Vershubsky, Monsey NY

7 But, if we don't include her in the minyan, we ain't davening! Avram Rothman, Toronto

6 Other than the Chabad guy, ah'll bet that none of you have been to Crawford, Texas - Ephraim Levy NYC

5 Well, why did they invite me to a BAR mitzvah if they didn't want me to get hammered? Noah Hartman, Atlanta

4. But when we got to Tora Bora, there wasn't one Jew to be found! Noah Hartman, Atlanta

3 I Apologize, my Texas Dutch is a little rusty, but do you folks have any more Amish blankets? Yonah Feinstein Santa Cruz, CA

2. Which one of ya' is gonna be the next pope? Mo Kalomir

1 I give you my word, disengagement will not lead to mixed dancing - Jacques Rebibo NYC