10. FABRENG IT ON! - Frieda Shor, NY

9. 'Nichnas Yayin Yaysay Sode' and I gotta heck of a lot of secrets to get off my back" - Shmuel B. - NY

8. Four bottles of *hic* Yarden on the wall, four bottles *hiccup* of yarden.............. Steven Goloskov, Baltimore MD

7. I don't usually make toasts at a wedding, but for those of you who know this couple, I think we will all need a shot after this one - Jonny R, CA

6. I went to Maddona's Shvuos party, and all I got were 4 lousy bottles of Baron Herzog - Yakov Vershubsky

5. Which one goes best with the gefilte fish? - Stewart Mash, Newtown, Pa.

4. Ok Shmuli, but if you're going to Neverland, you better bring these. - Noah Hartman, Washington DC

3. Eliyahu Hanavi making his rounds pesach night - Jud Berman

2. I take this one for headaches, this one for nausea, and this one after being sandek...trust me, its not fun, - Ephraim Shapiro, NY

1. So, Chabad custom is that we drink a bottle of wine for each of the four cups. - Rachel Shtern

From Akira Ohiso, New York City
"Baruch Ata....I forgot"
"Baruch Ata...I so wasted guys."

From Jacob Kocsis, Toronto
C'mon, I swear they are kosher

From E.H. NYC
"You know what your problem is...."
"Osama Bin Bottle"

From Yukel - Crown Heights
"some poskim are machmir on the Arba Kosos"
"these bottles were supervised from sha'as ketzira and there's no chashash for indian hair"

From BTliolam - NY
1. FARBRENG IT ON!
2. "4 bottles of Baron Herzog on the wall...."
3. Camp Rehab Rabbi

From Noah Hartman, Washington DC
1. and now, for those of you who've never been to an NCSY convention before....
2. if you're under 21, you're only allowed to drink these on shabbes or yom tov.
3. i'm sorry these are late, rabbi lanner. i'll just put them down and leave you two alone.
4. ok shmuli, but if you're going to neverland, you better bring these.
5. if matisyahu wants 4 bottles in his dressing room, he gets 4 bottles in his dressing room!
6. 4 bottles of yarden in the rabbi's hands, 4 bottles of yarden, throw one down, pass it around, 3 bottles of yarden in the rabbi's hands...
7. the customs agent KNEW that rabbi stein couldn't have been that big

From Isaac Farbowitz, NY
Prei Borai Haglufffin

From Michael Feldstein, Stamford CT
"White mevushal, white non-mevushal, red mevushal, or red non-mevushal?"

From Tucker Christopher Thomas
1) DO I HAVE TO DRINK ALL OF THESE ?
2) O.K.; STOP CRYING HERE IS YOUR BOTTLE !
3) MINE ... MINE... AAALLLLLLL MMIINNNNNNE ! YUMMMM
4) WITH QUADRUPLETS YOU HAVE TO GET 4 BOTTLES READY AT ONCE !!!

From Aric Kabillio, Silver Spring, MD
“KESSER IS BESSER”

From Steven Goloskov, Baltimore
Four bottles of *hic* Yarden on the wall, four bottles *hiccup* of yarden..............

From Matthew Rosen, Philadelphia
Hey, where did the wine bong go?

From Jjbythebay
Enough is never Enough!

From Manny Winn, Miami
Oy, oy! A farbrengen...and no Merlot??

From Stewart Mash, Newtown, Pa.
Wine . Isn't just for goyim anymore!
Which one goes best with the gefilte fish ?

From Ephraim Shapiro, NY
I take this one for headaches, this one for nausea, and this one after being sandek...trust me, its not fun.
New Justformen beard color, comes in 4 different colors to make you look like a yungerman again!
Since tonight is the routh night of chanukah...

From Yosef
Guys.. just come in and if you don't like it you can leave, i mean he died for our sins!

From Emile Amzallag, Toronto
Sauvignon and Chardonnay, fit together in perfect harmonay (Ebony and ivory)

From Susanne Goldstone
Rabbi Dude: Hi, I'd like to trade these for a bottle of Absolut.

From Rachel Shtern
So, Chabad custom is that we drink a bottle of wine for each of the four cups.

From David N., West Hempstead NY
"...and for my next act"

From Mark Levenson
Bava basra daf yud aleph amod beis is the corret answer. Mrs Madonna, please come collect your prize

From Ned, L.A.
"One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go!"

From Mike Traube, Staten Island
My Doctor wanted some urine samples.

From Howard Jay Meyer, Brooklyn
This is enough to make kiddush on and to say Asher Yotzar 5 times!

From Neil Loomer, Edmonton Alberta
It's agreed then - we go with the pinot noir for the kiddush club

From Yehuda Halper, Jerusalem
"Try it, you'll like it!"

From Metfan886
My name is Beryl, and I'm the president of my kidddush club.

From Yakov Vershubsky
Heya...ehem - we raided rabbi tendlers closet...We found some incriminating evidence.
Ok children..Today we are going to learn about colors.
Your honour. I promise. These arnt mine.
Ok, CHABAD Senior Citizens Bingo club is proud to anounce this weeks winners, Here are your prizes.
Hey, Wine is cheaper then gas! Lechaim!
I went to maddonas shvuos party, and all I got were 4 lousy bottles of Baron Herzog™

From Jud Berman
1. I am taking for my 3 friends also...I promise!
2. Water in to wine?!, that's easy, getting it into a bottle takes talent...
3. Eliyahu Hanavi making his rounds pesach night
4. My pockets are full of herring, so I am going to just carry these out and see if anyone notices...