Bangitout.com: Rave Reviews and Feedback

	"Being a Jewish Parole Officer means one thing: I recognize way too many people at Bangitout parties" - Hillel Green, St. Louis's marathon running officer of the law		"If you do one thing for the people of Tibet- we can go from Aleph Tibet!"- *Shana Warshatsky*, Project Runway/Theadwiz addict and the Upper West Side's next top model
	“The Jumba Jewz is lose! Anyone Havalight? Bangitout is on fire” - - Jon Brody, Insanely fun promoter of good times & by far most addictive smile on the West Side		"Lifetime should do a teen-educating flick about dating on the UWS, naturally it'll be set in the Divebar. Bangitout can sponsor!"- Daniella Mayer, UWS/Staten Island's Sales and Development Director more Rave Reviews
	"It's my birthday, does anyone know how to make a drink called a carpet bomb?" - Ruth Kentor, Squirrel Hill living, AP teaching, salmon dinner making, and about to be awarded best teacher in the country		"Getting a job is easier than getting on bangitout." - Andrew Bronfeld, Law Schooling, Lower East Side celeb whose MOO-ved on up to the UWS (to Apt #1P).
	"Negotiations are fun, but introducing yourself to random strangers in elevators is a lot more interesting" - Sara Hiltzik, *super smiling, Law schooling, broadway gal*		"Out-of-towner parties are the best. PS. Cleveland rocks. JUST KIDDING!" - Lauren Levy, I-Banking, matchmaking, party throwing, Emory alumn who finally gets her place on the UWS walk of fame (BIO)
	"bangitout should get on Broadway soon, I'm running out of shows I haven't seen!" - Ayala Yasgur, Law schooling, AC visiting, broadway going, hottest ticket on the west side		"If a patient asking you to see if they have crabs, that is a clear sign it's time to take a vacation" - Sari Rubin, NE Philly babe, Yale going, super tanned hot doc in LA
	"3 kids hitched in 8 months. I recommend everyone drink the water at the Korn home" - Jacob Schulder, Rav Simon Masmid, E. Kranzler chassid and lead singer of "my sharona"		"Sure nothing can beat bangitout beach volleyball, but my birthday party might come close!"- Tali Koss, hands down best eyebrows on the west side
	"When's bangitout's Jewish Music Festival?! Joel can make chicken fingers, followed by an Orenstein family BBQ!!" Michelle Orenstein (M-Lo), Torah and psych studying, guitar playing, Dancing Queen of Queens		"Is it me, or do 90% of all Jews on the Upper West Side know Sheemon?"- Ayelet Nelson, La tripping, social workin, marrow transplanting, 7Hing babe (related to the the Nelson twins by name only)
	"Designing the perfect kosher kitchen, requires some serious banging, blechs and blowtorches"" - Vickie Evanchik, #1 reason why Jewish Cleveland rocks		"Working at the Bangitout Party was almot as hot as working the Dive Bar!"- Will Green, Real Estate Lawyer by day, Dive Bar most beloved customer, by night....and by day.
	"My only questions is will there be swing dancing at the new years bash!?" - Dalya Rotter, LA's swinging Penn alum and all-star nightshift nurse (who puts Gaylord Focker to shame)		Shabbos new years at apt 9b in the keywest. then Saturday night bangitout - my hair will be insane!"- Sam Rabi,* legistical analyst & party god/guide of the west side*
	"Waffles and Torah- I love Israel!" -Edie Molot, Ottowa's Talmudic Rainforest Savin, Ultimate playin, Jerusalem street name expert and KOE legend		"Can I wear ski pants to the new years party!?" - *Heather Glubo,* world traveling, anti skibunny, & west side's rookie of the year
	"The Upper West Side is no Great Neck, but I do get stopped in the street more here and asked for Kirsten's autograph!" - Sam Crane, TEMPORARY Upper Westsider, PricewaterhouseCoopers insurance accountant, and budding snowboarder		"Everyone should have a bikkiyus in GI Joe, Spaceballs, and all Adam Sandler movies" - Liza Wolf, leezie Marathon running Wunderwoman of the West Side
	"You can do it, I can help" - Aaron Stein, "Mr. Home Depot" of the West Side (and birthday boy)		"Being a snowboard instructor in Vermont, working on movies in Arkansas, or even spending shabbos in Atlantic City, doesn't compare to being on Bangitout!" - Than Durgin, Connecticut's spiritual outdoorsy J-leader in the making...
	"If shabbos in Israel involves "diner food", all-star KOE Lil' Debbie kiddushes and park lounging - I will be in heaven!" - Leah Kaplan, Harvard's official artistic consultant to UWS third grade tye-dye birthdays		"Who says westsiders don't get engaged?" - Marc Goldmann, The genius behind SawYouAtSinai & Yao Ming of the west side
	"Who says westsiders don't get engaged?" - Batsheva Elbaz, bangitout's elshabang!		"Who says westsiders don't get engaged?" - Yaffa Zweig, Most popular Jewish Jersey girl of all time & the New Mrs. Kaffit
	"South Africa, Houston, Ghetto West Side, now bangitout.com? Oy!" - Nadine Schulman, diamond dance floor Texan, Not-into-the-scene scene President		"Galena! Huge fan of the site, ummm now what kind of bagel did you want?" *Avinoam Miller,* baltimore's shlock rocking, Goldberg Bageling all-star bangitout fan
	How long, how long will I slide....I don't believe the West Side is baddd" - Alan Zeitlan, hands down best male rock voice in the Jewish world (banging out acapella nowadays)		"Even though Michigan did not make the tournament, they are stil winners in my apartment"- Rachel Trauring, Brooklyn commuting, Go BLUEing, sweetest social worker on the west side
	"Does anyone realize how funny I am? Just check the comments section on any article." - Frieda Shor, Brooklyn's ranting and raving most hysterical gal		"Wow, I really got to start working out again if this is what bangitout thinks of me!" - Shammai Ellman, Philly's Techie guru and x-MTA/YU wrestling Legend
	"Moving to 110th street makes me feel like I'm FADING LIKE A FLOWER off of the Upper West Side"- Ilana Segal, 80's singing, torah learning Upstate/town NYing lady		"One prerequisite for being a rabbinic intern on the West Side: Dress well, & know bangitout clur"- *David Polsky,* The most eligible Rabbinic Intern north of 95th St.
	"Now that I'm a dad, an out-of towner, and almost a lawyer, it's about time someone made fun of me!" - Harav Yoni Henner, HAFTR legend and PENN Law's shtarkest talmid (2nd to Harav Shreck)		"I hear this local band Sugarfoot is bangin!!" - Ariella Levy, Passionate Painter and Karaoke Queen of the West Side
	"Look Ezra and Lea, mommy is on bangitout! Phil, did Ehud Segev "mentalize" me up on the site?" - Gila Pfeffer, Highland Park's fashion Goddesss...her new line: Miss-Thirty		"My Ph.D. graduate school thesis: why bangitout is da bomb" - Benjie Flusberg, Jewish genius and Reishit's only fluent Hebrew speaking alumn
	"Washington Heights is like the TV show 'The Heights', except they have a choir" - Elisheva Cantor, Lower Merion born teacher and art history buff		"Forget Times Square, get me the bangitout New Year's Eve PARTY VAN on the line - *ChassiDick Clark*, The person you will watch at home if you don't come to the BIO New Years party at Caliente Cab Co. in the Village
	"My wedding will bring down the Random HOUSE! "- *Miriam Abramowitz,* Books that Bang Former brilliant editor and Aron's spectacular spectacular		"Even in Passaic, bangitout gets an unofficial sign of OU approval" - Rivka (Gershon) Zauderer, Rabbi Zauderer and the OU's super (web)master
	"For a couple Mexicans, you guys sure know how to put a Jewish Educational website together, let's Go to Print" - Esther Robinson, HotLanta's Publishing Chaquita		"Being dubbed 'Lo YAIR Kol Chamaso' for 6 years finally has paid off"- *Yair Oppenheim,* Film Editor, Nintendo Master and World Expert on the Functions of Film Music
	"Being a Bangitout.com dancer is tough, but if you got skills and coordination, it's as easy as the CPA exam, right Baily?" *David Bincewitz, Libby and Baily's fashion and NFL Expert and Bangiout's official Queens' Justin Timberlake*		"S, I'm finally getting more news coverage than you do, and from a more reliable source" - *Yechiel Septimus*, Brooklyn's hottest up-n'-coming writer that bangs
	"Uh, does this Henna stuff come out in the shower?"- *Chana Perel Lawrence,* Passaic's Hysterical History Buff now Baltimore bound (to Yaqov)		"If the UWS had as many fine looking Jews as we do here. I'd be a married man...or atleast a father." - *Dorian Levy, The newest Rollerblading, Ultimate Sy Syming, LA's Blonde Haired Blue Eyed Official Jewish French Heartthrob of the Upper West Side*
	"I now know what a girl has to do to get on this website" - *Miryam "Seth is hot" Reinitz, Staten Island's Volcano Roll & Diet Arizona Ice Tea addict + BIRTHDAY GIRL (11/11) email her here*		"Happy Birthday Miryam!, in honor of this special day I got Frank Lautenberg to come into Pizza Cave and say hi " - Naomi Lichtman, Teaneck's fun-loving Lazy- Beaning corn-rowing gal
	"I would like to call upon Mr. Jeff Kasowitz, friend of the Galenas, to be named the next celeb on the bangitout.com website " - Jeff Kasowitz, San Fran Guitar God who enjoys crashing in NYC, following Phish and interpreting Andrea's A+ lingo		"Zoey, say hello to Raggety Ann, your daddy!"- Amy and Josh Buchsbayew, The Troublemaking Teaneck Duo who still can't believe Andy likes girls, let alone got married to such an awesome one
	"On Shawbis, I can go with the curl or the straight. Us Canadians like to mix it up, and on occasion, bangitout" Ilana Weinberger, Hot Hospital working-visa Canadian, currently on look out for a greencard (wink wink)		"Do we send a thank you card for this crap? "- Andy and Andrea Goldberg, the goldbergs, day one
	"We Are ON BANGITOUT! Finally all that minyan-going, Dorot-packaging or getting engaged paid off!!! " Lori Friedman and Rob Rubin, the UWS's all-star mitzvah couple		Considering I found my roomies on bangitout, I guess Mi casa su casa. Miryam you too!" - Erica Schachne, Sweetest NYU Master of the James Tower and a real bangitout Pal
	"The West Side rests on 3 Things: Torah, Music & bangitout parties" Avrumi Sachs, The most talented Teacher, Music DJ in the Jewish (Upper) Western (Side) hemisphere.		"My bangitout.com poetic license allows me to say the following statement: Damn I'm hot!" - *Baruch November,* The most poetic Steamtown Red Barron POET to hit the west side
	"Bangitout Hats are excellent indie concert gear, but heck so are stern college sweatshirts" - Yael Reisman, Jewish indie hipster gal, ridding the world of stern stereotypes daily		"I personally have cut down to AIPAC a day...of reading bangitout.com" - *Michelle Lebowits,* The Jewish Center's Israel Solidarity Mission Goddess
	"Where else can you find a 4-hr davening, a shabbos keg and 3 drunk rabbinic interns? --must be in the Hamptons" - Eitan Mintz, The Hamptoner Rebbe in training (@ the MTV beach house)		"I live in Washington Heights because my parents kicked me out of Teaneck!" - Leah Schild, blackout 2003 pizza deliverer/ psychologist, Lazy Bean goddess
	"There is one way to create a real community on this West Side of ours: Bangitout Shabbat-O-Grams"- Randy Moddel, Detroit's super athletic dude-ranching dude (who seems to make everyone he meets feel RANNNDYYY)		"Eric, with the amount of stuff you have accumulated over the years, we may need to rent a much bigger space when we get married (like OfficeMax)" - Lisa Golub, Marlboro, NJ's most talented artist to hit the Upper West Side
	"The real reason why any woman goes into investment banking is for.... the bankers? (real mergers an acquisitions!!)" - Eden Brandwein, Upper West side's I-bankging, party going babe		"If my sister was voted "Not Frum", then I probably should be voted "Not good at Frisbee" - Michael Strapp, Harvard Law School's/ Vered's "ultimate" man
	"How you Galenas play frisbee, or do anything, without my comic relief is 'ultimately' beyond me" - Josh "Gush" Goldberg, hedge funding financial wizard and 1st Investor into the bangitout "ultimate" sneakers IPO		"ON Bangitout!!! And I thought being in the Hamptons was wild enough!"- R' Yishai Hughes, Worcetster and the Hampton's shul Rabbinical Allstar, Supervisor, RuachMaster extraordinaire
	"Bitten and burnt in the Hamptons takes on a whole new meaning with bangitout.com!" - Miriam Gross , lawschooling,sunbathing favchoosing, Brooklyn's honorary member of the Bangitout Mens Hampton Rabbinical Squad.		"Hey, isn't Bangitout ASSUR?" - Leslie M. Pappas, Detroit/Israel's Puma Sneak Wearing, DvarTorah Telling, Pastry Chefing, AntiCoedCamping, Petwanting, Kiruv Allstar, Oudoorsy lawyer, MMF addict
	"I don't understand why you would have to get a new roommate... I am here more than Robbie and Shemon combined" - Randi Packer, official accountant of apartment 7H		"My idea of a good time is riding my bike everywhere in my patented bowtie-n-boxers look. I don't leave home without it" - Eliav Bock, Ramah kayaking, rabbinical studying, wacky all around great guy
	"MY FIRST TIME IN ISRAEL and all I want is shwarma 24/6, and a bangitout event guide?" - Aryeh Goldsmith, 24/6's basketballing, BBQing technology guru - "i.e., the crazy roommate"		"Israel is the best place on earth, besides Memphis, of course. Right, Lollie?"- Ariel Weiner, Super happy JUST MARRIED PENN grad, who is the Blondest jewish gal on earth
	"Is Bangitout on Crack? I don't see what my drug habit has to do with this discussion. Hey, who is Guy Peirce anyway?- Amy Shiner, UWS's Neighborhood regression analyst, Ben & Jerry's Aficionado and ofcourse all-star aerobic crack user		"Hey, is anyone up for a last-minute shabbos meal? I can get my hands on some wine, despite those pesky "Prohibition" laws- Josh Furman, 1930's-styling engineer/lawyer, zoot-suit-Zibbit replacement
	"Does spotting the bangitout.com webmaster count as seeing someone famous in the Park?" *- Arlene Freedberg,* Southern (Africa) gal & Teach-America's Miss Universe		"Yikes, I am on BANGITOUT and ONLYSIMCHAS! Take that Storf!" - Dee Dee Weberman, UWS's engaged trading floor stern alumn all-star
	"Living in LA, is much like Lower Merion, except far less TV, Septa, Aneesa... " - Abby Schwartz, Happy minyaning, TV exec in the making. (soon to produce "AM I FRUM or NOT" The Series)		"In my mind, making the bangitout Rave Reviews is the equivalent to making Law Review" - Galete Levin, #1 Brooklyn law abanging citizen, who enjoys cutting & pasting IM's, Box Tree, and her entire Brandeis crew (team)
	"Being open minded is the only way we can survive as a unified people. Well that or everyone start reading bangitout religiously" - Julia Zuckerman, Law schooling LA babe who enjoys rallying for a more peaceful Taboo game		"Pass the Merlot? Very good choice indeed, sir" - Gabe Schiff, Wharton Alumn ~~Real Estate~~ Wine Expert Appraiser
	"Who knew the West Side Kollel Dinner would have a table for bangitout and that I would have the, um, zechus to sit there?" - Phil Witner, Happy-go-lucky accountant who is moving on up, to the West ~~Side~~ Coast		"JUST 15 minutes and I guarantee you'll either find your quality modern orthodox bashert, or um, you'll be laughing harder than the bangitout purim shpiel!" - Carla Shron, Kansas gal who puts the fun in Fondue
	"Being on the site is more exciting than an intense game of Boggle" - Shira Kaufman, Founding member "Not in the Scene" Scene,-- "if you know her, she's not doing her job"		"Feelin' sick? bang-out some Gemara Shabbos home remedies! and if that fails, try a Purim shpeil" - Steven Schwartzberg, the incredible Ivy league talmudic consultant & Starter of the Galena-Schwatzberg 7:30 minyan
	"In my book, Purim is for pimpin!" - Aaron Spool, U-Mich bound, rant expert, and winner of Bangitout's Annual Costume Award. Respect.		"One word: Peasachdic!" - Joey Segal, Chicago's All-star indie skier, and professional JCC lockeroom nudity expert
	"I may have changed my email address, but I am still hardcore" - Cory Grafstein, the most hardcore chicken soup loving trader to grace the east side		"Being a Jewish teacher in a Quaker school is the best - I get 45 minutes of silence everyday!" - Lea Ashear, the wackiest sefardic teacher from Rutgers ever to hit the West side
	"The world stands on three things: Torah Avodah and cheesy 80's Karaoke" - Alan Mitrani, The Hedge funding, Kareoking, Tuesday night learning, Lower East Sides's secret UWS agent		"Banking and Banging... seem to go hand in hand - Plus, you have to do both 6 days a week" - Yossi Knoll, The Hardest working Knoll brother with the best taste in ties and twin brothers
	"As a child talent-agent I am very impressed to see so much appealing immature humor on this site, right up my alley!" - Dina Bogner, 101st sts Queen of Cool.		"I am Craig Englander and I am ~~an alcoholic~~ part of the JC young leadership committee." - Craig Englander, Penn grad who enjoys long walks on the beach in black-tie shabbos attire
	"Bangitout would be a great name for a construction company. or a Jewish humor website, either or" - *Michael Cinamon, OZ's freshest young professional Gabbai for hire*		"A good place to loose your virginity is at Darchei Noam.... you're Torah-laining-virginity that is" - Rachel Boim, UWS's favorite skiing financier
	"I know you like listening to Shania Twain, but listening to her and singing like her are two completely separate things. Happy Birthday!" - Sara Fisher, Atlanta's budding new artist and upper west sider		"Dear Ndugu, Twist & Shout is my "Go to" karaoke song, and for a young guy like yourself, bangitout is the Goto website!" - Tuvy Meyer, Wedding Ade extrodanaire and actual MTA graduate
	"This site mention is possibly my greatest achievement since scoring a goal against the Russians in YU soccer class. Wait, did I ever score?" - Jon Douek, St. Louis' most chilled out dude to ever grace the Heights		"There is one thing that makes or breaks a good dessert party: jello-shots and country music" - Elana Bekerman, U of Maryland grad and The Jewish Center Young Leadership's hottest new southern recruit
	"Whether I'm playing slots in AC, listening to awful acoustic jams, or just snacking on shabbos chili. These bangitout dudes sure know how to have fun being complete idiots!" Drew Rothstein, Computer wizard, Union Square gang member, and Penn's varsity Fro club. (Sateesh for President!)		"SEE, I told you I am blonde!!!" -Aliza Kolton Josh's Place most frequent visitor
	"For Better or worse, you Galena boys make stuff happen, and for that I'm your biggest fan" - Becky Strapp, UWS's Not in the Scene, Scene President		"Star look-a-likes are so funny, although these may slightly disrupt me from the world inside my head" - Ravital Kranzler, Violining, Counter-pointing, Josh's placing, Guide of the perplexed
	"I jog, learn, bike, sing, and save the jewish world, and that's just my Sunday" - Chaim Motzen, Runner's World ALL- non-for-profit- Jewish-AMERICAN of the year		"Singing Counting Crows with the bangitouters on guitar always gets people -- why is everyone leaving!" Andrea Kasewitz, Goldberg's sweetheart & Boston's Tuftest Doc to be.
	"Now when people Google-search my name they wont land on some mad German scientist anymore! I have internet self-worth!" - *Geoff Dworkin, Detroit's stylin' Hakotel alumn who secretly had friends at Reishit and was proud of it*		"Sorry ladies, I am in the middle of a real intense relationship ...with my dog" - *Cory M. Baker, the slickest blonde Jewish lawyer/party promoter/comedian/ bodyguard in the world*
	"As a new westsider I feel like I get the privilege to be on this website, but should I goto the new years party?" - *Suri Solomon*, hands-down most calm driver in the city		"Between giving Chazurah shiur and saving Klall Yisroel, perhaps I can spare some time to Hock" *- Super Ri*cky Rothberger, Briefcase carrying Talmudic superhero.
	"Pastorically speaking, not only am I a now a Rabbi, but I also am trained in guitar counseling with a concentration in rally meditation - Thank You Chovevei! " - *Jonathan Duker,* Philly's newest slacker rabbi for our times		"Bangitout needs to start going global and move off the westside to a nice city like, say, Boston?" - Raphi Savitz, How do you like them apples bangin' Reishit Alumn
	Volunteering in Israeli Hospitals is simply awesome, but not quite as awesome as Isaac Galena's taste in vintage "Slut" clubbing sweaters.Yael Bergknoff, UMDNJ's secret sweater-Wearing, Hospital-volunteering, master Indian tongue-Greeter		"After volunteering, dorming and Nargila-ing with bangitout.com's editor in Israel, I can honestly say this website is a F*in' S!! Benji Matta,* Toronto's bangin' Magen-D Adom volunteer and All-star advanced-beginner Hebrew wizard
	"Living in Israel is alot like Arizona besides there are alot more people with little hats on their heads" - *Yonatan Frimer, the real life Joey Tribiani of Jerusalem, Israel*		"Now that I have a great UWS apartment & job, the only thing I am missing now is a...um, gym?" - Dovid Knoll, Bringing his hot latkes from West Hempstead to the West Side
	"I'll admit it, the only bangitout fan more deserving of this prestigious honor is.... my brother" - *David Schreiber*, West side's temporary burn-unit Doctor (calm down he's married)		"PT school keeps me soo busy, so if I have a second to spare I generally do not check bangiotut.com!" - *Michelle Gres, The uppers west side's Swiss Miss Gourmet*
	yael galena		"See, I really do know the makers of the bangitout website!.... Now maybe my amazing TABC A.P. BIO (BangItOut) students (nerds) will believe me" - Rivka Ross, The last of the Chesed doing, Chanukah partying gals to bang it out
	Sharona Korn		Rebecca Kardin
	Lauren Weltz		Shari Sussman
	"I generally either teach chemistry, rock climb or attend some wholesome bangitout.com parties" - *Joey Zonenshine,* Seattle's Egyptian/Israeli/ Portuguese/Cuban man of steal		Jenny Deinstag
	"Hey ~~dude~~ mate, where is my ~~car~~ Vegemite? (I'll be in the States another 6 days so anyone wanna date me, email me now. I am a Dr.)" - *Adam Feldman,* Director of Sales, bangitout-Down Under! Click Here to go Down Under		"Well now hold up a minute. If Adam can be on the website so can I! Us Aussies stick together! " - *Lisa Zimmet,* Adelaide representative bangitout-Down Under! Click Here to go Down Under
	"When you have a party where both the cops as well as the bangitout PartyVan show, you know it was a good party"- Josh Kurtz, CEO, Westside Parties Gone Wild		"Going to Israel and volunteering was totally awesome. Being back on the west side is well, ...a bummer" -Sarah Finegold, the quintessential redhead of the west side.
	"These bangitout dudes knocked down pins faster than they drink hot apple cider at our annual Chanukah Party!" - Michelle Zigelman, Israel's newest fundraising Bowlarama babe		"When I think Israel political activism, I think bangitout.com, um that, or OZpac" - Ethan Isenberg, The all-around Israel Fair-ing, Mission-ing, Rally-ing dude.
	"To really understand the LA mentality, one must first grasp the fundamental concepts behind Kivi and Tuki" - Aryeh Goldberg, LA's BangitoutWest CEO, Party Shadchun, and inappropriate Grab-bag distributor		"The Baguette Bar on 50th is now open for business!! Finally, I have my own swish-a-thon/ softball league corporate sponsor" - Eli Mandelbaum, The UWS's leading minyan-making entrepreneur
	"There are certain fellas who spend their lives living in the 80's...and then there are boring people (Ashkenazim)" - David Alhadeff CEO, Sefardics for Van Halen and most hardcore Jewish 80's fan of all time		"The Chanukah Party last year was a blast - latkas, grab-bags, and basherts, OH MY!" - Robbie Zellner, Michelle's havdala making, haircut getting, Engaged TIVO wizard
	Top ten things Brooklyn and Minneapolis have in common...um Moredchai help me out on this one!" - Naomi Storfer UWS's Engaged TriplelayerKugel Master and Mbodek's super scoobie spin		"Nothing beats denying someone benefits and then having a good meal/date at Va Bene" -*Lee Gorin*, NYC's newest Pep boy
	"Getting engaged is the easy part... Mincha at Israel Rallies, now there's a challenge!" *Barry Cooper* Kinneret's Investment Banking, Twinaholic, Dvar Torah Master		As a kosher wine connoisseur, there are only two wines that work on the West Side, Rashi and Rashi" Rachel Markowitz, freshman RA in Keywest dorms
	"With Monica getting hitched, I think we should decide on who Sheemon will be sharing a room with" - Bat Bornstein, Aaadvertising exec of the James Tower		"Purple silk kippahs are my mincha attire of choice - thank you bangitout.com!" Steven Westerman, J-basketball allstar, Georgi's Mosad Foot Soldier and number one patron of Diamond Dairy
	"6 people in my class + childhood weight problem + excessive intake of rice cakes = bangitout.com staff member" - *Avi Korn,* Penn Talmudic warrior born and raised by the power of Greystone (Road)		"Bangitout.com is a fun website to goto when I am not cuttin the rug or cutting someone's spleen - *Dr. Ilana Moche,* Medical adviser for bangitout parties and newest resident of the UWS
	"With bangitout.com and the JC Young Leadership in my apt I could goto Ireland and not miss a beat" - Felicia Firetag, Los Angeles' hottest jap		"If being part of the bangitout.com legal team means I get a pic on the website.. I'm 100 % pro bono" - Leslie Teichman, CEO, Tiechmans for Bangitout Foundation
	"No, PopacK that is not really a picture of me. But if it was I would be getting mad law school chicks (um, frum only)" - Richie T. Frolich, Staten Island's fav law-schooling, golf addict, & BIO sports editor		"Sure, Cambridge or BIO doesn't hold a candle to Prenzlauer Berg, but at least my apartment is across the street from my office!" -Rachel Milner, Potomac's legendary German speaking, RUSH drumming, NCSYing (w/ the galenas) X-West Side goddess
	"I'm on the 1 year Germany, 1 year West side, 25 year Philly plan" -Ellie Schainker, World Saving, "No need to thank her" Recently engaged, TA Philly All-star		"Pass me my chair... I am about to finish my Little Mermaid Solo. And children, DO NOT get in my way!"- *Aliza Cole, The James Tower's most INSANE Israeli Taboo player ever*
	"Going to Philly for the holidays is so great because I know every Philly born young couple there (all 4 of them) plus I get to see Sheemon! - Debbie Stein, All-star Rutgers Alum and star of the movie "Kissing ~~Jessica~~ Avi Stein"		"Living in San Diego is like vacationing in Club Med all year round. Wanna to create a mini West Side there? email me" *Suri Brody, Most underrated, Tijuana tripping, party personality on the* UWS
	"Nice site Goldenas! I hope we can take another roadtrip and not wimp out and get gas. Good night Jay." - Eli Scheiman, most underrated law school cohain to come out of Philly since Rick		"Sorry guys, can't do it tonight. We are 6 months behind Michiganian styles. We are going to have to lay you off." Joey Wilson, luckiest MBA student to return to Umich since Tom Dolan
	"Maybe I could design a line of bangitout/ Michelle Deborah hats! Although you probably wont get to meet Brittany Spears" *Malki Mermelstien,* sweetest hat designer on the UWS		"Does anyone want to go to Israel with me for 5 weeks? Call me and we can schmooze (chavairot only)."- Amir Perlson, Ultimate melamdim and frisbee all-star in the West Side (kollel)
	"Under age Clubbing at Bling Bling and playing Exotic Robot with bangitout twins is much more fun than Pickles!!" -Danielle Erin Kasirer, LA's hottest tennis, pool, and ping pong underage teen phenom out of Beverly Hills since Joleigh Kasirer		"Hot married couples, Evan and 'Jarod', shalosh seudos and an intro (mission statement) that will go down as one of my finest since my role in Family Prayers. LA is the answer!"- Tzvi Ratner-Stauber greatest chest-hair and wheeler in LA, and only 2 steps from Kevin Bacon (Jane Jenkins!!)
	"Rena, Will ya(goda) marry me? " - Josh Zelig (JZ), Frisch Basketball Genius, and author of the new bestseller "My Roommate is a Freak, and other Reasons to get Engaged"		"FINALLY, the first Phoenixian Lawyer to get on bangitout.com. Lon, did you put them up to it?" - *Marcy Block*, Acapella Goddess and bangitout.com West Coast travel adviser
	"This website is more jammed packed than my shower, bathroom, living room, this past weekend! " - Uncle Ben Fass The folk singing, chabad-going doctor and greatest host in LA		"The July 4 BIO comping trip was really fun. I attribute that to Ondy, and Nechama's Condy, and Arye's...scents of humor" - *Suzanne Selingot*, Washington Heights hottest new Belgian Astrologer
	"There is nothing better in this world than downing a thick, yet holy, Liter of Sabra Orange Liquor. It makes me feel all goofy inside." - Dan Relles, Singer of the hit single "Relles the love we have"		"As a Doctor, I have learned to sleep anywhere... Including the bangitout headquarters. (AKA my brother's overpriced room) - *Oren Fass*, 415's most prevalent bar chord playing guest
	"Choose a career is like choosing your roommates... pick something and someone completely insane"- Rachel Schmell, Mckinsey's favorite Yiddish speaking consultant		A good bochur has got to Chazur, and when he's done, he should Chazur more until he is..uhh Yonaton read the tosfos!"- Daveed Perl, YULA's Sarachek Hall of Famer, Bikur Cholim Rockstar, & Camouflage Backpacker. (Talmud Muvhak of Rav Hirsh).
	"Only after four years of medical school, am I finally starting to understand the infamous Galena frisbee lingo ...someday I'll 'get there' - Michai Mazar, 2001 MVFD, Most Valuable Frisbee Doctor on the UWS		"If Eric didn't have me, I think he still would be making brisket in a toaster for the bangitout.com staff, while commuting to NYC from Cleveland" - Joel Kirzner, Nicest guy/apartment on the west side (for this week atleast)
	"If Finklestien can get engaged, the entire West Side will be married by next year. Guaranteed" - *Shimy "Shjimbob" Stienmetz,* The Ceasar Salad, Rav Reichman, tropical shirt wearing, frisbee king		"Wow, the shifrettes will be impressed that I made it on the website; however does this mean that I owe Seth a Macabee?" - Shifra Goldberg, most athletic non-Upper West Sider on the Upper West Side
	"Girls (molly), Girls (Jodi), Girls (shush)!"- Tyrone McFlurry, UWS pizza deliver drug cartel and Orthodoxxx wedding dance floor diva		"Arye, I know you have Tyrone's money, so you better kiss your mezuzahs goodnight" - Sue-Z Kentor, Tyrone McFlurry's and Stephon Marbury's bashert
	"The key to getting on the bangitout.com (and only simchas) is sitting next to the Galenas at a wedding, well that and knowing their roommate" - Andrea Katzenstien, The Westmont's best kept secret		L. B. loving your stickers and website, Does that necessitate a kiss?" - Laurent Bensimon, Bringing a happy hour to global email listserves and Morrocan Minyans throughout the West Side (just mention Laurent's list)
	"Seattle needs more props on this website. Can I write a Starbucks that bangs section?"- Laura Norman, Upper East Side's Supersonic party animal		"Steven may have won the swish-a-thon - but I got a pic on bangitout.com!!!! (does that come with a free trip to Israel?" - Georgi Weinstock, Alum President, Key Westers for Michigan (go blue)
	"If only there were some guys like N'sync or backstreet boys on the Westside (who do situps) life would be so much easier - Meredith Paskowitz, Justin Timberlake's new love interest		"Thank you for featuring me on your prestigious website. This is almost as good as the photo album I made at Suzanne's Birthday" - *Atara Neuer,* Washington Hieghts most artistic Canadian Import
	"We will be starting a committee to collect spontaneous reflections about the connection between bangitout and tikun olam. Please join us." - Moshe Bellows, the true voice of everything good on the UWS		"mmmmmmmm kosher chili. Yes, I make it from scratch. It beats cholent anyday. Call me for the recipe" - Bruce Wernick, The UWS's Texas Ranger and world chili champion
	"Rooming with Seth in Israel has made me an official banger. But I still don't get why he calls me Tristar?" - Yitz Treitel, world's wackiest website finder and day trade extraordinaire		"I'm ok.....No, Im alright....Im having fun......IM GOING HOME" - Ilana Grafstien, Lon's concert partner, and winner, Tannest triathlete contest, Cancun '02
	"I was once the same height as the Galenas. Mrs. Green's class...5th grade." - Ami Rosen, Kobe Bryant's #1 lokedog, next to Matt Matkoff