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The Kosher Top 10
Top Ten
signs Santa would make a great 5th grade Rebbe
by
the bangitout.com staff
10. His house is filled with a disproportionate amount of little
people running around in it
9. He has been driving the same beat-up wagon with wood paneling
for years
8. "Ho, Ho, Ho" is a clear guttural sound from a yeshiva
chain-smoking past
7. He spends his vacations in a bungalow colony up north
6. He never seems to get older year after year
5. His wife, Mrs. Claus, has no first name (and never leaves the
house)
4. White Beard, big stomach, jolly laugh...must be from Lakewood
3. He grades children by asking rhetorically, "Do you think
you have been good?"
2. As kids grow older, his "cool" appeal fades
1. He always seems to be wearing the same suit to work everyday
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From Frieda Shor
1. Both dont expect payment in this gilgul.
2. Santa and a great fifth grade rebbe? Both myths.
From Anonymous
has a good excuse to put little boys on his lap
From CHUCKLES in MONTREAL:
AS THE KIDS GET WISER THEY STOP BELIEVING IN
HIM!
U GUYS R GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
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