From dinar1231@hotmail.com
Top 10 Things To Do In Toronto:
10. Eat!!!!
9. Go to a movie, Rent a movie
8. Dave and Busters
7. Take a trip to New York
6. Karoke
5. Hang out at your favorite coffee shop (Starbucks or Second Cup)
4.Do Drugs
3.Go Clubbing
2. Drive down Yonge St. and call out at random people
1. Get YOUR LICENSE
From libbyishere@yahoo.ca
here are some things only a true Torontonian would appreciate:
firstly, it wouldnt b T.O without
north and south of steeles segregation:
downsouth= K.D., J1, bais
burger, 2nd cup (lawrence), yorkdale
up north= not just yogurt,
yehudalehs, marky's, tov li, promenade
up north= BAYT
downsouth=JEP, Kaplans,
Bobov, Agudah north & south, the kolel, boat shul, villiage shul
up north= westmount, CHAR,
Ner Israel Collegiate institute
downsouth= BJ, TBJ, BBJ,
Kaplans, Lubavitch, bais chomesh, ulpanat orot, or chaim, CHAT, Darchei
Torah, Mesifta
up north= Shabbat Shalom,
how r u? wanna come over?
down south= *This is a
toughie: if ur a guy- g'shabbos, if ur a chick- no response
generally, u know u were or are a
teen in T.O if ......
1. get set is a hangout not a driving
school
2. you were at the no frills parkin lot on
succos
3. choosing a high school is harder then
finding ur bashert
4. king david @ lawrence need I say more?
5. u have broken (or tried for all the DT
boys) into BJ for purim, or u kno some1 (who knos some1) who did
6. when u kno wat the BJ play is
about without thinking (aka= off the derech, on the derech, marriage + 6
kids+ happily ever after-disney)
7. when u know a genuine "oreo" (
)
8. slut= talked to a boy
once player=going
out with a gurl (& gettin caught)
9. when no 2 schools r on vacation at the
same time
10. u know the staff at 2nd
cup, and ur chiller is alwayz waiting for u
-2 of torontos
"rebellious" teens
*HINT: we goto 2 of
the high schools in the list...and we bet tht neone reading this 4 sure
knos one of us...email me if u have ne additions!
From Slippers666, TORONTO
MORE WAYS TO KNOW YOU ARE FROM THE
"T DOT"
1. you know what the t dot is
2. you are contstantly aware of Bais Yakov
spies
3. You went skating @ Baycrest faithfully
4. Marky's was so then, Not Just Yogurts is
so now
5. You have called in fake requests and
shout outs to KISS 92.5 at
least 3 times
6. You wonder how the guy at Second Cup at
Lawrence got to be so tall
7. When you go to Yorkdale you visit the
following stores and the
following stores ONLY! Ardene, Bittersweet,
Jacob, R&W, Smartset, and Baby Gap. Le Chateau is optional and
scary.
8. You know the guy at the corner of the
Allen Road and Lawrence by name.
9. If you dont want to be "seen"
you go to Golden Chopsticks.
10.You have Dani's Hairsalon number on your
cell.
11.You didnt have a high school to go to.
SO, you created a new one.
12.Despite my lack of name, you know
exactly who I am.
if u r from toronto and r reading this e-mail
me! i would luv to find out how many t-dotters come on bangitout!
and now--- to say good bye.....
good shabbos (if walking on clanton)
shabbat shalom (if walking on almore)
gut shaaaaaaaaaabbes (if walking by Kaplans)
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