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The Kosher Top 10
Top 13 Ways You Know you are too Frum for Medical School
by Sherrie Neustein
13. You have the strange desire to break out bagels, lox, a little herring and
a "mazel tov" in anatomy lab when you make the first incision on you male
cadaver's genitalia.
12. You are not so worried about the boards because Jesus was already nailed on
them
11. two words "scrubs-skirts"!
10.The drug reps don't get why "nutrition rounds"( free treif lunch)doesn't get
you, but mention a free pen or highlighter and you come running!
9.You use your tephillin as a tourniquet when learning to draw blood
8.You mysteriously stop washing your hands in the hospital for 8 days in April
(the hand sanitizer is "100% grain alcohol")
7. You wear your white coat to the Seder and to shul on Yom Kippur( you mean it
Doesn't make a great kittle?)
6.You order a blood "shmear" by mistake.. shmear.. smear, nu.. what's the
difference!
5.You try to convince the patients with strange skin rashes that if they
stopped speaking so much lashon hora....
4. Your teacher with the thick Boston accent said "put the sharps in the
sharps containers" and you said, "schnapps? where's the kiddush?!"
3.When your parents ask you what you learned in school today, you blush...
same reason they no longer put your(now "pornographic")exams on the fridge
2. You became a doctor just because your parents kept nudging you to "bring
home a nice Jewish doctor"
1. You know the real reason you went to med school was to finally get some
action....... in the "physical diagnosis" course! what a coincidence that your
partner is the hottest guy in your class!!
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