the bangitout staff
10. The Gestapo Gabbai - A delay on opening the aharon kodesh can cost you a year in aliyahs
9. The Candyman - Pashkez is his currency. Teeth are his victims.
8. Scarf-face - He wears his tallis over his face concealing his ultimate plan: to sleep during the rabbi's speech
7. The Whisperer - One whisper to the rabbi during davening and somehow the rabbi is under his spell
6. Lady Axe-iliary - One touch of the kiddush before adon olam, and she'll cut off your fingers
5. HafTorah-HafDrunk - He's in every synagogue in America, and the OU's Most Wanted Man
4. The Joker - You can't pass him in shul without hearing the one about the rabbi and the hooker
3. Dr. Avel - His gut-wrenching Kaddish will make you wish you didn't talk during davening
2. The Vicked Vitch - She can easily overpower you with her long winded conversations, foreign accent, and herring breath
1. The Die-Cantor - His guttural voice always makes the sinister sound of "muuuuuuuuahhhhhhhhahaha"
