Top Ten Ways The
Jewish Exodus is Similar to Martha Stewart's Exodus from Jail
by
the bang'n staff
10. When leaving, both developed
creative recipes for making bread
9. Martha can provide over a 100 ways to garden bitter herbs so
they are less bitter
8. Both were really in jail in the first place for selling the wrong
thing
7. Plague of blood got the Jews out, Martha can get a stain of blood
out
6. Clean your house! Breadcrumbs are so out this season
5. Martha Stewart Living Inc.had to let its people go
4. A well-painted doorpost can really save your home
3. The media is ready for a night full of questions (a lot more than
4)
2. For Martha, the seder night is not all that different from all
other nights
1 Both leave bondage with opportunity, money, and above all, movie
rights
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From Howard Meyer
God split the Red Sea; Martha's income will be split.
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