Top Ten Reasons
for NOT Holding By Valentine's Day
by
Tally Wolf, Toronto
10. Every day is Valentines Day with the eternal love of a Jewish
Mother.
9. Still feeling the Rebbetzen’s glare from when you unknowingly
knocked on her door last Halloween.
8. Lindt chocolates still aren’t kosher. (They have these in the
States, yes?)
7. You once suspected that the owners of Hallmark are left-wing
socialists who don’t do business with Israeli companies.
6. Kids playing with arrows?! You could poke an eye out like
that
5. Don’t want to draw any more “Im Yirtzeh Hashem By You”
attention.
4. Need to save your best mushy over-the-top schmaltz for Tu
B’Av
3. Waiting for post Valentine's day sale on flowers
2. No valentine.
1. You significant other doesn’t hold by Valentines Day
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