Top Ten Signs You're Eating lunch at a Restaurant turned Kosher for Passover
By Moshe Bush
10) Jewish Laws of price gauging finally feel relevant
9) Passover Menus are only good for hand fans, since they are sold out of everything
8) Gentiles sees line and asks what celebrity is inside
7) Everything on menu includes the following ingredients: matzah, cheese, potatoes, more cheese, more matza, eggs, and more cheese. Plus a side of matza
6) Anything served on matza will fall apart after first bite and stain your entire outfit.
5) Matza Brei $22, Plain peice of Matza: $5, Good service: priceless
4) As the line gets longer, Non religious jews waiting become less religious
3) Half the line is headed to the fruit vendor when they hear "What do you mean you're out of matzah?"
2) Not only do all the main dishes look the same, they are the same.
1) Every conversation on line includes: 1) How was the seders? 2) Whats taking so long? 3) $50! This restaurant blows! 4) Have a good pesach
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