Top Ten Most Popular Lies/Embellishments we tell about Mitzvahs We Do
By Reb Shais
10. "I'm still counting the omer with a bracha" (aside from missing Night 2)
9. "My seder went till like 2AM" (11:40PM and that's with singing Chad gadia twice)
8. "I stayed up all Shavous night and learned at home" (fell asleep on couch reading Entertainment Weekly)
7. "I learn every night of the week" (aside from Monday Tuesday Thursday oh and Sunday)
6. "We are shomer negia" (uh, we 'were' until date 4)
5. "I don't goto bars" (except with Non-jewish coworkers, birthday parties, fundraisers, Saturday nights)
4. "I only wear skirts & will cover my hair" (Will that get me a date with whats his name?)
3. I goto minyan everyday" (if only I knew where my tefillin were)
2. "I only wait 3 hours" (If its pizza I am Dutch)
1. "Yeh, I davened Vasikin at the other shul.... or something" (where's the kiddush?)
To submit your own comments to this list, please send an email to
submit@bangitout.com : and include the title in the subject header.
Include your name and location to get credit!
|
|
