10. The only kosher food on campus is shwarma.
9. Bartlett employees draw sad faces on your
food with
mustard unless you discuss Bernard Lewis's books
with them.
8. You study on the fourth floor of the Reg.
7. Reg employees say, "You check out books in
Hebrew? That's SO COOL!"
6. You can't go to Friends of Israel meetings
because your math class meets at 7 p.m. on
Tuesdays. (I will go to a
meeting next quarter, bli neder.)
5. You haven't done your Soc reading or your
math homework, but you memorized the latest
issue of Commentary.
4. The Hillel rabbi sings the aleph bet on erev
Shabbos.
3. The mechitza makes you feel like you are in a
fishbowl.
2. The Hillel rabbi gives a drasha about the
importance of making minyan. When he's done,
you can't continue the
service because half of the minyan has snuck out
of the room.
1. Your Soc professor thinks Moses led the
Israelis in the desert.
