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Top 10 Reasons You Don't Feel Guilty When You Go To The Movies During The Three Weeks

Top Ten Ways You Know You're A Jew at the University of Chicago

Top Ten Disengagement Definitions from the Mind of the Single Jew

Top Ten Other Policies NYC should borrow from Israel

Top Ten Most Common Visiting Day Sightings at any Jewish Summer Camp

Top Ten Things About Camp We Loved to Believe In

Top Ten Reasons to have the Olympics in Israel

Top Ten Signs you are an SY (Syrian)

Top Ten Biggest Fans of Shavous

Top Ten Things that would be different if Darth Vader had been Jewish

Top Ten Most Popular Lies/Embellishments we tell about Mitzvahs we Do

Top Ten Uses for Matzah in the Office

Top 10 Signs You're eating lunch at a Kosher for Passover Restaurant

Top 10 Ways You Know the Guy Your Daughter brought Home for Pesach isn't gonna work

Top 10 Signs the Yeshiva Bocher You're Dating is Serious About Marriage

Top Ten Ways Shidduch Dating and the NCAA Tournament are Similar

Top Eleven Ways to Lose a Guy in One Date

Top Ten Ways The Jewish Exodus is Similar to Martha Stewart's Exodus from Jail

Top Ten Siyum Hashas Pickup Lines


Top Ten Synagogue Evil Villains

Top Ten Ways You Know You Don't Belong at the Siyum Hashas

 Top Ten Reasons for NOT Holding By Valentine's Day

Top Ten Jewish Thoughts on seeing 'The Gates' Exhibit in Central Park

Top Ten Ways you know you are a Female Settler

Top Ten Changes to the Bible if the NFL existed in Biblical Times

Top Ten Ways to Spot a Jew at a Ski Lodge

The Top Ten Shortest Jewish Books

Top Ten Heimshe Ways to Stay Warm

Top Ten Reasons Yeshivish People wear Black

Top Ten Ways to Celebrate New Years on Shabbos

Top Ten Ways you know you are in HILLSIDE, NJ

Top Ten ways know you are at a Jewish Thanksgiving dinner

Top Ten ways to win the Upper West Side vote

Top 10 Ways for Yeshiva U to Beat Albany as the No. 1 Party School

Top Ten Ways You Know You are Watching a Jewish Hollywood movie

Top Ten Jewish Olympic Sports

Top Ten Most Rented Movies on Tisha B'Av

Top Ten Rebbi One-Liners

Top Ten Signs it's the Three Weeks

Top Ten Celebs Following Madonna's Lead are

Top Ten signs you're watching a colorwar skit are

Top Ten People who are better at Staying up on Shavous Better Than you are

Top Ten People you will run into at the Israeli Day Parade

Top Ten ways you know you are a Moma's Boy

Top Ten Benching Pet Peeves

Top Ten Things Your Bubbie Would Consider Anti-Semetic

Top Ten Reasons I am 34-year old male and still unmarried on the Upper West Side

Top Ten Ways you know you've gone from Corporate Materialist to Neo-Hippie

Top Ten signs you are a Jewish Chicago Cubs Fan

Top Ten Jewish Things going through your mind during the Apprentice
Finale

Top Ten Quotes that would be different if Jewish

Top Ten Omer Pickup Lines

Top Ten Ways you know you are at the "Kosher Circus"

Top Ten Unpopular Explanations of SHIR HASHIRIM

Top Ten Ways you know you are Listening to a Jewish Tale

Top Ten Similarities between the NCAA Tournament and Passover

Top Ten New Kosher Symbols

Top 15 Islamic Fundamentalist Pickup Lines

Top Ten Signs You are a Closet Alcoholic on Shabbos

Top Ten Signs your Sibling Lives on the Upper West Side
  Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From A Guy At The Mikvah

Top Ten Signs your Married to a Real Satmar Hocker

Top Ten YU Sefarim Sale Pickup Lines

Top ten romantic things to do on Shabbos Valentines

Top Ten ways you know you are at Shabbos Meal on the Upper West Side

Top Ten TuBshvat Pickup Lines

Top Ten Reasons Joe Lieberman dropped out of the presidential race

Top Ten Things to watch for if the Superbowl was played in Israel 

Top Ten Least Popular Mussar Shmoozes

Top Ten Biblical Ways to describe Sex 

Top Ten Plagues That Didn't Quite Make It... 

Top Ten things your parents don't know about your Yeshiva in Israel 

Top Ten definitions of the really modern Jew

Top Ten Reasons why the Philadelphia Eagles are Hashem's Team 

Top Ten ways you know you are a recent Oleh 

Top Ten ways you know it is Cold out on the Upper West Side 

Top Ten Back-to-school Memories  

Top Ten Signs your profile does not belong on Frumster
 
Top Ten Reasons to be a Kosher Vegetarian

Top Ten Halachos of New Years Eve 

Top Ten signs you are at a lame Chanukah Party

Top Ten Everyday Modern Miracles Similar to the Miracle of Chanukah

Top Ten Ways You are Assimilating this Holiday Season Top Ten Holiday Specials for Chassidim

Top Ten ways you know you're leaving Early on Fridays

Top Ten Reasons Your Shul should not hire Michael Jackson as it's Youth Group Leader

Top Ten Stereotypes of Jewish Girls

Top Ten Euphemisms for Smoking Weed

Top ten biblical Screen names

Top Ten Gabbai Pickup lines

Top Ten Features in Avraham Avinu's CRIBS Episode

Top Ten Ways You Know the Trick Or Treater who just came to your door was a Religious Jew

Top Ten Investment Tips for the Moshiach Era

Top Ten Ways Yom Kippur is Like Purim

Top Ten Ways to Scare Your Guests During the High Holidays

Top 10 Ways You Know You're in the Wrong Girl's Seminary!

 Top ten ways to spot a Baal Teshuva

 Top ten ways to make Selichos Fun

top 10 Ways You Know You Have Been in Israel too Long

top 10 Reasons Why Arafat May want to be Exiled
top 10 Reasons Cholent is better than a Shidduch Date
 Top Ten things overheard at the bangitout birthday party 2003


top 10 signs your shul got a Lame Shofar Blower
top 20 ways to mispronounce shabbos nachamu
Top 50 signs you went to camp ramah in california
top ten BLACKOUT pickup lines

top ten ways you know you are a JEWISH Hipster

Top ten signs you went to camp nesher

top ten Tub'av pickup lines

Top Ten Signs you are a Frum Intellectual

Top Ten Things signs the Assistant Rabbi isn't ready for the Big Time

Top Ten Things signs you are from Northeast Philly

Top Ten Things Overheard on Shabbos at the Great Lawn Central Park

 Top 10 Orthodox Classifications

Top 10 Jewish Ways you know it is summer in Boro Park

Top 10 Jewish Euphemisms for going to the bathroom (#2)

Top Ten Reasons Why Its Tough To Be Frum in a Mental Hospital

Top 10 Ways to Know you are too Frum for Medical School

Top 10 Ways to Know you are too Frum for Medical School

Top 10 Lame OnlySimchas.com Guest book posts that get on our Nerves

Top 20 Microsoft References to Judaism

Top ten signs you went to Camp Moshava Enismore

Top 10 Jewish Ways you Know You're at a Jewish July 4th Party

Top ten signs you went to Camp Moshava Indian Orchard

Signs you went to Camp Ramah in the Poconos

Top ten signs you went to Camp Morasha

Top ten signs you went to Camp Manavu

Top ten signs you went to Camp Stone

Top ten signs you went to Camp Mogen Av

Top ten signs you went to Camp Raleigh

Top ten things overheard in Jewish history RE: Father's day
Top 10 You know you're in a Girls Yeshiva Sports League when...

Top ten similarities between Stanley Cup Playoffs and Shavous
Top 10 Ways to know you've attended a Hillels of Illinois event

Top Ten Ways to Confuse Israel Parade and Mardi Gras

Top Ten Reasons Ari Fleischer Quit

Top Ten Jewish Graduation Antics

Top Ten Signs You went to RAMAZ

Top Ten Signs You've Had Too Many Roommates

Top Ten Ways to Remember to Count Sefirah

Top ten ways you know are at a lame Yom Ha'atzmaut Party

Top Ten Sons Left out of the Seder

Top ten ways to know you are at Great Adventure on Chol Hamoed Pesach

Top ten similarities between Operation Iraqi Freedom and the Passover Story

Top Ten creative ways to enhance your seder
Top ten Heimish ways to protest the French

Top Ten Jewish Mixed Drinks

Top Ten signs you went to a Charedi School

Top Ten Ways to Know You Are an Anglo Living in Israel during the Iraqi War

Top ten things overheard in the Jewish Soldiers' Bunkers in Iraq

Top ten signs you were a camper at Camp Lavi

Top Ten reasons why Purim and St. Patrick's Day were meant to be together

Top Ten signs you are at a Purim Party in Iraq

Top Ten Ways You Know You are an X-NYer Canadian

Top Ten Jewish Super Heroes

Top Ten Ultra Frum Commercial Slogans

Top Ten UWS Commandments

Top ten signs you were on YUNMUN
(model UN)

Top ten most unpopular reasons to sponsor a kiddush

Top ten ways to know your boyfriend is a frum gay guy (not that there is anything wrong with that)

Top Ten Signs you are really Frum, but still Cool

Top Ten Kohain Gadol Pet Peeves

Top ten ways to halachically justify your unshomer negia behavior

Top ten Jewish Reality TV shows

Top 19 signs you are a Jewish student at Binghamton University

Top ten signs you are from Jewish Toronto

Top ten signs you are from Jewish Seattle

Top 10 Observations by Identical Twins on the UWS

Top 10 Signs you're Attending a Wedding in Israel

Top 10 Most Frequent "Delays" in Judaism

Top ten common phrases said to you when you come home from the West Side on Shabbos
Signs you are a Penn grad

Top ten reasons why Jews love the Superbowl

Top ten required pictures on Onlysimchas.com

Top ten ways to know you are a Jewish Brit on the West Side

Top ten Jewish Oxymorons
Top ten pressing questions mentioned at the OU Convention

Top ways to bring Onlysimchas.com back

Top ten ways you know you are from Buffalo, NY
Top ten reasons to surf bangitout.com

Top ten signs Santa would make a great 5th grade Rebbe

Top ten athletes with Jewish names who aren't Jewish
Top Ten changes President Richard Joel will make to the YU Campus

Top Ten Names Popularized by the Mishaberach for Cholim

Top ten Jewish Porn Sites

Top 10 First Questions Asked on the UWS

Top ten signs Thanksgiving and Chanukah are Meant to be Together

Top ten signs you Live in Katamon

Top ten signs you went to Frisch
Top ten foods, that when they became kosher, changed your life

Top 10 ways you know you have been on too many bad dates

Top 10 Jewish IM Symbols

Top 13 signs you might be from Efrat

Top Ten Most Successful Jewish Brands

Top Ten Childhood Shabbos Pastimes

Top Ten Rejected Onlysimchas Comments

Top Ten English Words you only know due to your Jewish Education

Top ten ways you know you have been on too many flights to Israel

Top Ten TV Basherts

Top Ten Bar/Bat Mitzvah Memories

Top Ten First UWS Observations

 Top 17 signs you went on YUSSR

Top ten long lasting effects of Simchat Torah
Top ten signs you are from Jewish St. Louis

Top 10 Ambiguities between frumsters and Rednecks
Top ten ways to know you are sealed for a year of happiness


Top 10 ways you know you are going to hell

Top 10 ways you know you are from Jewish San Francisco

 Top 10 ways you know you go to the University of Maryland

Top 10 ways you know you live in Washington Heights
Top 10 most popular skipped parts of davening
Top 10 Talmudic names for Drisha Scholars

Top 10 ways you know you were an OU intern on Capitol Hill this summer

Top 10 traditions to look forward to during the holidays

Top 10 ways you know you are Jewish in Los Angeles

Top 10 Favorite 80's TV Characters who were Jewish
Top 10 ways you know were an OU IPA intern on capitol Hill this summer

Top ten traditions to look forward to during the holiday season
Top 10 ways you know you are Jewish in Los Angeles

Top 10 Favorite 80's TV Characters who were Jewish

Top 20 Ways you know you are in Silver Spring, MD

Top ten ways to spot a Yid in Las Vegas

Top 10 Reasons why your crush didn't write your ID number down at the TuB'av 2002

Top 10 Biblical Names for Triplets

Top 20 signs you are a recent YU grad

Top Ten Rejected Top Ten Lists for Bangitout.com

Top Ten Ways you Know its Time for a Vacation from the Upper West Side

Top Ten Signs You are on a Jewish Roadtrip

Top ten people Top signs you are a Monsey Bachur/Bachurette

Top ten Jewish Haikus

Top ten people needed to make a successful Jewish Wedding

Top 10 Ways You know You are From Jewish ATLANTA!

Top 10 indications that you were a yeshiva high school punk

Top 10 ways you know you are a Moshava Wild Rose Lifer

Top 10 ways you know you are davening at the JC Parallel Minyan

Top 10 reasons it is better to stay up all night for Shavout than for Star Wars:

top reasons it is better to stay up all night for Star Wars than on Shavuout:

top 35 Jewish Israeli Misconceptions about Disney

Top 10 bangitout Promo items given away at the Israeli Day Parade


Top 10 Israeli Rally Pickup Lines

Top 10 Ways You Know You're an Orthodox Redneck

Top 10 World Renunciations, due to Arafat denouncing terrorism

Top 10 Rally-Related Headlines

Top 10 Things Recovered in Arafat's Compound

Top 10 Ways you know you went to Brovenders

Top 10 Ways you know its Midterm Time at Stern

Top 10 New & Improved Passover items

Top 10 failed Passover promotions

Top 10 Hebrew phrases that can double as names for African American Women

Top 10 ways to be annoying on Shabbos on the UWS

Top 10 reasons why I am supporting Israel by President Bush

Ways you know you went on the JC Solidarity Mission

Top Purim Pickup Lines

Top Alternative Endings to the Megillah DVD

Top 10 Rejected Jewish Book Ideas from Jewish Authors

Top 10 Rejected Jewish Book Ideas from Popular Authors

Top 10 things at the YU Seforim Sale

Top 30 signs you are from Jewish Elizabeth, NJ

Top signs you went to Reishit

Top signs you are from Jewish Chicago

Top signs you are from Jewish Minnesota

Top 10 things said to me at work about being Jewish

Ways you know you're from Jewish Baltimore

Top 10 ways you know you didn't belong at the bangitout.com new year's bash

Top 10 signs you are in Flatbush

Top 10 signs you are involved with a Lubavtich guy

Top 10 Signs you are in an American in an Israeli Taxi first thing in the morning

Chanukah Pickup Lines

Top 11 ways to be unnecessarily mehadrin min ha mihadrin on Chanukah

Top 10 ways you know you're a Jew attending a secular college

You know when your at a kosher aerobics studio when..

Top 10 things my bubbe did on Thanksgiving

Top 10 ways you know you work at a Jewish organization

Top 10 most unkosher dishes

Top 10 Reasons Jews Don't Celebrate Halloween

Top 10 Jewish 80's Arena Rock Groups

Top 10 Jewish Rap Groups

Top 40 Synagogue pickup lines

Top 30 Succos Pickup Lines

Top 18 (Chai!) "Al Chaits" of Shtark YU Guys

Top 10 (More) Habits of highly Yeshivish People

Top 40 Thoughts on a Bad Date

Top 10 Ways You Know You're In Staten Island for Shabbos

7 Habits Of Highly Modern Orthodox Females

Top 10 Places where Hashem is

Top 12 habits of highly Modern Orthodox People

Top 10 things that happen after a Jewish guy gets married

Top 10 Jews for Jesus Alternatives

Top 10 ways you Know you're in Teaneck for Shabbos

Top 10 Jewish last names that Suck

Top 10 signs you're dating someone Lubavitch

Top 10 talmudic terms for dating

Top 21 Principles of Self Confidence

Top 10 Ways You Know You're In the Five Towns for Shabbos

Top 10 People you kinda wish weren't part of the Tribe

Top 10 reasons to think the restaurant you are eating in is probably not kosher

Top 10 dishes served at an Upper West Side Shabbos Dinner

Top 10 things most likely found on a Jewish resume

7 Habits of highly Yeshivish People

Top 10 things most likely found at Shalosh Seudos

The Kosher Top 10

Top 10 Reasons You Don't Feel Guilty When You Go To The Movies
During The Three Weeks
by Anonymous, Upper West Side

 
10. There's no live music in the theater

9. There wasn't such a thing as movies back then when the Bais Hamikdosh was destroyed

8. They call it the "Dry Vochin" and you're not drinking any booze

7. You sit on the floor of the movie theater.

6. You go to one of those shabby theaters with peeling paint - zecher lemikdosh

5. You have in mind not to listen to the music.

4. You read all the credits at the end and consider it a learning experience

3. The Boom Operator reminds you of the battering ram the Romans used (or the modern day suicide bomber, for that matter)

2. If its an R rated movie you say "kim lay mideraba minay"

1. Half the people in the theater have yarmulks, payos, and shaetls

 

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