10) For visiting day the bunks look only
mopderatly clean, some of the beds are
made, and the head staff praise you to
the skies for the great cleaning job
you've done!
9) Gloves become a bartering point, if
you give me a pair of gloves i'll give
you two cookies...
8) You can get any kind of meal you
want, high fat, low fat, no fat... high
fiber, low fiber, no fiber, purtees,
baked...
7) Erev Shabbat phone calls home are a
bribe to get your campoer to take a
shower and whern they take place they
are on your personal cell phone!
6) it is the opnly color war you will
find wherere no one is really sure
whaich team they are on!
5) Days off are the focal point of the
week, and you often wonder if some
people are there just so they can get a
day off!
4) You clothing that were hanging out on
the porch are confinscated and never
return!
3) Douigies is the highlight of the
week.
2) No girl wants Wednesday nigh as their
night off, becasue they don't want to
miss the Mussar Sheuir.
1) The laundry goes out every day, but
only comes back once a week. Who is
hoarding the laundry?
