10. Insisted on wearing an orange bikini top
to the Israeli Day Parade in support of the
Gaza settlers.
9. You "really enjoyed" the last scene in
Modern Orthodox: The Play
8. You wear a bangitout.com hat just
because it has the word "bang" in it.
7. You think "Shomer Negiah" are the two
most despicable words in the Hebrew
language.
6. You give yourself a heter to use the "Shabbos
Elevator" in your building. (You think it's
a Shabbos
Elevator if you press the button for less
than 2 seconds.)
5.
At OZ on Tuesday nights, you insist on
having a Chavrusa of the opposite gender,
reasoning that you
are not a sexist and have just joined JOFA
(Jewish Orthodox Feminist Alliance.)
4. You attempt to cover up having gone off
the Derech by declaring yourself "Carlebachian"
on your Frumster profile.
3. Your personal highlight of the Salute to
Israel Parade: The Solomon Schecter girls in
their Daisy Dukes.
2. You only eat Kosher at home, but will
eat dairy out. (Your definition of dairy
includes anything that
is not poultry or beef, or anything the same
color as milk).
1.
Kol Isha!! Call Who??
