10. "Just to let you know, I have a slight tendency to sweat profusely when it comes to all religious services"
9. "So, got any clue exactly when this fast ends?"
8. "You mean to tell me I paid a 100 bucks to get in to this New Years thing, and there's no open bar?"
7. "Costed me a good 11 months in Attica to repent for that last chait"
6. "So, hear the one about the shofar and the hooker?"
5. "Yes, actually I am the editor of the website bangitout.com "
4. "The only thing I know about judgement day is that 'innoncent on the basis insanity' plea works like a charm"
3. "I feel like I've already been written in the book of death, cause by the looks of you, sweety, I've died and gone to heaven"
2. "This may sound strange, but do you know anything about performing circumcision"
1. "Is that an apple in your pants or are you just glad to see me?"
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