10. Your children will be as numerous as the number of times Law and Order is on TNT
9. Your children will be as numerous as the amount of really incredibly awful dates suggestions your mom has made
8. Your children will be as plentiful as the number of cell phone calls made by any local hocker in Brooklyn
7. Your children will be as numberous as the amount of money spent in Miami over Pesach
6. Your offspring will be as numerous as the amount of kids named Menachem Mendel in Crown Heights
5. Your children will be as numerous as the number of Israelis searching for religion... in India
4. Your children will be as numerous as the number of flamboyant men shoes in Deal, NJ
3. Your children will be as numerous as the times the word "Dichotomy" is mentioned in Y.U.
2. Your children will be as numerous as the times you've had to explain what Kosher is to your gentile co-worker
1. Your children will be as numerous as the number of times you've find yourself reading Bangitout.com at work
