Top 10 Signs you know you are at a Jewish Super Bowl Party '06
By Weekly bang staff
10.You find yourself rooting for Pittsburgh solely because the name Roethlisberger sounds Jewish
9. No one corrects you when you accidentally call Jerome Bettis, "Chus Bus"
8. After winning QB says "I'm going to Disney World" someone must ask: For Pesach--where you staying, the Fountain Bleu?
7. The XL in Superbowl XL refers to your waist size after the consuming a full tin of Dougies wings
6. Oblivious Yeshivish neighbor keeps coming over asking how the Yankees are doing
5. Seattle fans refer to the Steelers as the 'Pittsburgh Ganavim'.
4. Arguments turn into a Rabbi Yissochor Frand (Seattle native) VS. Rabbi Avrohom Twersky (Pittsburgh native) hashkiafic debate
3. No talking is allowed 'B'shas ha'commericals'
2. Whenever Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction is discussed, the word ' shanda' is used.
1.As you leave party you still think: Roethlisberger has got to be Jewish, No?
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Comments:
From Tamar:
Saw this quoted during media day at superbowl XL: "Roethlisberger sounds like a Jewish name," Mo Rocca from the Tonight Show interrupts. "Is your mom disappointed you're not a doctor?"
"Actually it's Swiss-German," Roethlisberger says back with a perplexed look on his face.
