10. When it comes to the formal evening gown competition, definitely don’t wear your “Bubby Loves Me” t-shirt!
9. Stay away from prune hamantashens before any pageant – you want to be strutting down the runway, not to the bathroom!
8. To make a loud entrance, it always helps to have a really loud gragger handy
7. Don’t let any nasty comments from the judges panel get to you, especially if the judge is named Haman! (He’s a lot worse than Simon Cowell!)
6. Nothing is hotter than doing a little hip-hop horah during the dance competition
5. If the judges ask you to name one thing that you do to make this world a better place, tell them you do 613 things
4. Don't be caught dead wearing an old Vashti outfit , literally.
3 If you don't think things are going your way, it helps to just have the really evil judge hung
2. Don't worry if you have bright green skin - things worked out great for Shrek!
1. When all else fails, wear a mask
