10. First priority for cleaning involves applying for Extreme Makeover Home Edition
9. Keeps swearing your house is already "100% CHUMUS FREE"
8. Upon spending 12 straight grueling hours cleaning and kashuring the kitchen, she orders pizza
7. She drops off a anti-spyware disc & and a bill for $200 with a note: “your desktops are clean”
6. Keeps asking when the men are going to play "Hide the Crouton"
5. The only supplies he shows up with are a Mechiras Chometz contract and a pen
4. Sucks at blowtorching
3. Walks in, proclaims “May all your bread be like the dust of the earth” then goes home
2. All your valuables are missing with a note saying “Retribution for Plague of Darkness”
1. She cleans the entire house with only two things: a candle and a wooden spoon
