10. You keep reminding co-workers to lean left during lunch
9. You yell "Dayanu" after the same Microsoft Outlook Calendar meeting-reminder pops up for the 5th time
8. You find yourself dripping out drops of coffee with your pinky as you read bad news
7. You've developed a strong affection for tin-foiled counter tops
6. Your day is ruined upon the realization that the office snack machine doesn't offer coconut macaroons
5. You've taken the liberty to categorize everyone in your office by either wise, wicked or just really dumb.
4. When someone offers you a glass of water, you ask if they can add a little salt
3. You've taken Thursday and Friday off next week just for the heck of it
2. Nothing sickens you more than paying reasonable food prices
1. You're depressed that this list's #1 isn't (1 is) Hashem
