Top Ten Jewish Things Needed for a trip to the Beach
By The
Beach Rebbe
10. Shabbos Leftovers in tin foil
9. Ovadia Yosef Sunglasses
8. Fountain Bleu towel (or any taken from
Pesach hotel)
7. Hoodie Sweatshirt that has camp or
Yeshiva/Seminary logo on it
6. Naot Sandals or anything else to remind
you that like Israel, it's hot out
5. Books including: The Da Vinci Code, He's
Just Not That Into You, and the Maggid
Speaks
4. Socks & tzitzit should be on and visible
all times
3. Beach chairs, or as you mother calls them
'the Succah Chairs'
2. Oversized T-shirt to be tzneos, that is,
until it gets wet
1. Suntan lotion, SPF 613
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