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Here are the Ten Commandments translated by our 12yearold AIM speak translator:
IM DA LORD UR GOD WHO BROUGHT U OUT OF DA LAND OF EGYPT OUT OF DA HOUES OF SLAEVRY
DO NOT HAEV ANY OTH3R GODS BFOR3 U!1!!!1111 OMG WTF SHAL NOT MAEK FOR U AN IDOL WHATHER IN DA FORM OF ANYTHNG TAHT SI IN HAAEVN ABOV3 OR TAHT SI ON DA AARTH BNEATH OR TAHT SI IN DA W8R UNDER DA U!1!1!!1 OMG LOL SHAL NOT BOW DOWN 2 THEM OR WORSHIP TH3M FOR I DA LORD UR GOD M A J3ALOS GOD PUNISHNG CHILDRAN FOR DA INIQUITY OF PAERNTS 2 TEH THIRD AND DA FOURTH GENERATION OF THOS3 WHO REJACT MEBUT SHOWNG STEADFAST LUV 2 TEH THOSANDTH GENERATION OF THOSE WHO LUV MA AND KEP MAH U!11!!!! LOL SHAL NOT MAEK WRONGFUL UES OF TEH NME OF TEH LORD UR GOD FOR DA LORD WIL NOT ACQUIT ANYONE WHO MISUESS HIS NME
REMEMBR!!!1!1111 WTF LOL TEH SABATH DAY AND KEP IT HOLEY
FOR!!!1!!11! OMG WTF LOL SIX DAYS U SHAL LABOUR AND DO AL UR WORK
BUT!1!!! OMG DA SEVENTH DAY SI A SABATH 2 TEH LORD UR GOD U SHAL NOT DO ANY U UR SON OR UR DAUGHTER UR MAEL OR F3MAEL SLAEV UR LIEVS2K OR DA ALEIN R3SIEDNT IN UR 2WNS
FOR!1!!!111 OMG WTF LOL IN SIX DAYS TEH LORD MAED HAAEVN AND AARTH DA SEA AND AL TAHT SI IN THAM BUT RAST3D TEH SEVENTH DAY TH3RAFORE TEH LORD BLESED TEH SABATH DAY AND CONSACRAETD IT
HONOR!1111!!11 OMG LOL UR FATH3R AND UR MOTH3R SO TAHT UR DAYS MAY B LONG IN TEH LAND TAHT TEH LORD UR GOD SI GIVNG U!1!11111 OMG LOL SHAL NOT U!111!1!1! OMG WTF SHAL NOT COMIT U!!!111!11 OMG LOL SHAL NOT U!1!1!!1!1 WTF LOL SHAL NOT BAR FALS3 WITNES AGANEST UR NEIGHBOUR
!1!11!!1 WTF LOL U SHAL NOT COVAT UR NEIGHBOUR’S HOUES U SHAL NOT COVET UR NEIGHBOUR’S WIEF OR MAEL OR FEMAEL SLAEV OR OX OR DONKAY OR ANYTHNG TAHT BLONGS 2 UR NAIGHBOUR
!1!!1! WTF LOL OMG LOL