"It's So Shayich"
based on the original song "Free Falling" by Tom Petty
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Need a good girl, frum but not crazy
Loves Torah, and Israel too
Need a good girl, she has to be tznius
Covers elbows, and her knees covered too
It’s a long day, learning in yeshiva
Reading Rashi, Tosafos, and Tur
I got a dream girl, running through my daydreams
And I hope that, Hashem sends me her
Cause I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed, need a kallah
Yeah I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed, need a kallah.
And the Shadchan, costs a thousand dollars
And he sends me, girls with no class
C’mon Shadchan, get your act together
Cause I’m waiting, to finally break the glass
And I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed, need a kallah
Yeah I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed, need a kallah
(background vocals: need kallah yeah I, need kallah yeah I, need kallah yeah I, need kallah yeah I)
So I’m looking, for an Eishes Chayil
Mi yimtza, that’s what I want to know.
Now I’m sick of, browsing through Frumster
And a chatroom, is no place to go
But I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed, need a kallah
Yeah I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed, need a kallah
ã 2002, Adam Kenigsberg