- Megillary Duff
- Vashtee Simpson
- MordeKanye West
- Paris Jerusalem Hilton
- Lindsay Lohamentashen
- Angelina Jewlie or Jennifer Hamaniston
- Sponge Bigson and Teresh pants
- P-diddy (the P is obviously for Purim)
- Arnold Schwartzegragger
- Esther-ate Housewives
- ShuShawn Green
- Megillah Ryan
- Ewan McGragger
- Achashverosh Limbaugh
- Harry Purim and the Sorcerer’s Megillah