10. Goldberg index cards always getting mixed up
9. Shabbos Rosh Chodesh Chanuka only happens once a year
8 Full grown men who can't even do 5 columns for Hagbah
7 9:02 late starts
6 Chazan's always stealing thunder with overly dramatic Bar Mitzvah aliyah call up
5 Morons who don't know when the molad is
4 Non-hebrew mishabayrach names
3 People whose dads aren't rabbis but automatically want to be called up as "ben haRav"
2 Always working weekends
1. Sick of getting pelted with candy bags