10. Unlike Sharon, I promise not to withdraw from your territory. 

9. Orange? Orange you glad you met me?

8. If they demolish your home, I'd be happy to build a bayis ne'eman b'Yisroel together

7. I'm assuming since you're anti-disengagement, you wouldn't be opposed to engagement (at which point one presents the diamond ring). *

6. If I show you my weapon, will you passively resist?

5. Wanna see a Qassam rocket looks like?

4. If we leave Gaza will be a hot bed for terror. Speaking of hot beds…

3. Why don’t you come over here and settle on my lap?

2. I promise not to climax unilaterally!

1. I know my limits… and it’s not the Green Line!