10. It's Multi-racial, Multireligious, Multicultural, and that's just in one shul
9. Make history: Hamm in Israel
8. Security Fencing
7. Any gold medal winner would immediately be swamped by hundreds of people, mostly asking for tzedaka
6. New sports to be added: Shaish-Baish, Speed-Seed Eating, and Biotechnology
5. 15,000 Lag ba'Omer Torch runners
4. All international currencies would be accepted at local Kent stand
3. Single olim can't get enough rings
2. Easy access to undetectable illegal drugs at local U.S. Yeshiva
1. Gold Medals will be filled with chocolate