10. Put in paper tray. Watch that photocopier jam.
9. Slab on some jelly, really big Post-Its
9. Build your own additional cubical walls and roof
8. Bulletin board with staple ridges
7. When on boring conference call, start chewing and say connection is breaking up
6. Three-hole punch it and use as dividers in your binder
5. Replace paper towels with matzah. Do the same thing to toilet paper
4. Create kitcshy inbox/outbox on your desk with empty box of matzahs
3. Place matzah on your monitor and tell everyone your computer isn't working. Then goto sleep.
2. When someone asks for a disk, give them a slice. If they ask for a CD, give them a hand-made slice.
1. Give out and say it's last night's status report that fell in the toilet