Top 10 Ways for Yeshiva U to Beat Albany as the No. 1 Party School

10. Change YU's motto from "Torah ve Madda" to "Toga ve Madda" 

9.  Institute an 11:30AM shacharit so those that partied the night before can still catch a minyan. (ie. YP)

8. Waterfountains dispense cholent

7. Have a personal "lighting" event before the Chanukah concert

6. Co-ed Chassan and Kallah classes 

5. Give college credit for guys who spent the year in Israel "learning" in the Underground

4. Rename Morg Lounge to Mod Lounge

3. Potmedresh (Keep ON the Grass)

2. Whomever is in charge of the U of Albany Hillel, hire as your President

1. Real World: 189th St.