Top Ten Olympic Sports which Jews will bring home the Gold

10. Track – Within the 18-Minute window before shabbos

9. Asking for more bread at restaurants

8. Shabbos elevator racing

7. Repentathalon

6. Speed dialing (Gan Asia)

5. Fencing – Israelis are the hands down favored in this self-defense.

4. Jewish Geography Challenge

3. Speed Davening Triathlon – Shachris, Mincha and Maariv.

2. Accounting

1. Watching Grease