10. Before eating candy, he looks closely at rapper for hashgacha
9. Seems to have an impeccable resemblance to the candy man in your shul
8. Keeps tripping on the tzitzit strings attached to corners of his ghost costume
7. He eats candy immediately. When asked where his candy bag is, he says “he doesn't carry”
6. Asks only for a treat, then talmudically reasons “What, I should ask for a trick?”
5. His grandmother escorting him says goodbye with a guttural “Cchhhappy Chhhalloween”
4. When you give him peanut chews, he sighs, “phew, only Dairy Equipment”
3. Instead of saying trick or treat, holds out a laminated paper that says he needs candy for his daughters wedding
2. Claims his bekesha and striemel are part of his “Amish theme” costume
1. He is holding a gragger.