10. Someone's always passing out by the end of both
9. You wear a nice suit for both, except on Purim you call yourself Agent Smith from the Matrix
8. Flying chickens spinning around your head is considered completely normal
7. On Yom Kippur you don't drink and after Purim you swear you'll never drink again.
6. One has Kol Nidre, the other has someone dressed up as Dr. Dre
5. In both stories "Winning the lottery" is actually a death sentence.
4. Heck, the whale threw up Jonah.
3. The phrase the "The whole Megillah" was made for Yom Kippur Services!
2. Sneakers make any Rabbi look like he is in costume
1. Hanging Judgment finally makes sense