10. Hebrew pronunciation sounds about 70% yeshivish; he just can't shake the other 30% that he learned in Reform Hebrew school.
9. (Tie for 9th) He forgets to remove his earring before shul and you can see it under his Hamburg.
OR She wears stockings and sneakers, but forgot to remove her ankle bracelet and tatoo before going out in public.
7. On Shabbos, before he makes his plans for Saturday night, he prefaces them with "nisht Shabbos gebrokhts".
6. The person quickly corrects you when you refer to him/her as "Charlie" or "Nicole", giving you a new phonetically unrelated name like "Baruch" or "Rivka Miriam".
5. He is yotzei "all shittos" by wearing a bekish, gartel, light blue shirt, streimel (over a kippah serugah), and a Tallis with techeles.
4. He types his English e-mails on Chol Hamoed from right to left so that he is writing them with a "shinui".
(tied for 2nd) He tells you that he doesn't trust the local Eruv, so he wears his Talis home from shul. But, unfortunately, he forgot that he is holding the empty Talis bag and pushing a stroller.
(tied for 2nd) He tells you that he doesn't trust the local Eruv, so he wears his Talis home from shul. But, unfortunately, he forgot that it's Thursday.
1. At a Shalom Zachar, everyone else pours only half of a bottle of beer into flimsy plastic cups, he is drinking straight from the bottle.