10. You are not embarrassed by the fact that your mom made it

9. Gives you alot more than butterflies in your stomach

8. You can avoid all the fluff, and skip directly to the meat & potatoes

7. No awkward silences or conversations

6. You can openly schmooze about the nitty gritty details of it with your rebbeim

5. There is much more potential for heartbreak (i.e., heart attack)

4. Sheker Ha Chayn VHevel Hayofi — the chunkier the better!

3. It comes with pot

2. If it doesn't go well, you can dump it instantly

1. Sleeping together is almost inevitable.