10. Is your father an electrical engineer? No I'm serious, is he?
9. Did my shabbos-clock stop ticking, or my heart.
8. I prayed for a Blind Date, but this is not what I had in mind.
7. It's just like shabbos, but I ain't muksah.
6. This may sound strange, but I think you may have just kissed my tzizits.
5. It takes two wicks to create a havdala candle, care to intertwine?
4. Some say Darkness is a plague, but for me and you it's a real blessing.
3. Now we don't need to cover our eyes when we say Shema….al haMitah.
2. I think I just stepped on a glass, wait, is this moving too fast?
1. Tall, DARK, and handsome. 1 out of 3 ain't bad!